i put it in my pocket without the lid on ... so of course i have a big ass black spot on my tit area..
my patient says your pens leaking... i say no that was from before... he says "well you ruined your bra"(scandalous)... before i could even think i said i'm not wearing a bra... i'm wearing a wife beater.... *blushes* and explains i got a tattoo done last nite......
mother fucker says "ohhh did you get your kids or you grand kids names done?" i have to say i am one hell of a mean mugger...apologies were flying.... who says that??