i did it .... but i did.... i got up close and personal with myself after work today....i can't help but think that my vag isn't aging as gracefully as my face..... happy friday everyone....

mwa .... jacquie

to me is not a choice ... it's how you are... i don't think it is in anyway influenced with upbringing... i'm so sick of people telling me that....how are you gonna pick... you are who you are...

if one more person tells me that i MADE my son gay.... oh wait i did that to the oldest and decided that the other two should be straight....i'm pissed

anyone remember her??? anyone remember why she was shrinking??

i was getting ready this morn and that movie went through my head...

shower: shampoo hair... apricot face scrub.... body wash...

post shower face: a zit pad thingy.... blemish control creme... daily moisturizer....face vitamin lotion..... foundation powder... bronzer ...mineral vail... two colors of eye shadow... and some mascara....

post shower hair: leave in conditioner.... root volumizer....blow dry....glossing polish...straighten or curl (depending on mood).... the best invention ever dun dun dun... Back Comb in a Bottle....finally a shot of hair spray...

finishing touches: deodorant... and ya can't do without bare foot shea butter for the cutest feets ever....

that's a lot of shit... now if my ass would only shrink a bit..

/me exits pondering when the hell she turned so girly girl....
have a great day .... mwa jacquie or maybe jacqueline today HA

yes.. got to the bottom (well sorta) of the warrant deal.... there is none... his work is just full of assholes..... anyway..

about a year ago paul got a ticket in his work truck.... a $500.00 dollar parking ticket... from some old volunteer dude... he gave it to his work they said they wouldn't pay it... paul said he wasn't paying it either....

forward to last friday...ups calls and says that the police had called them blah blah blah....so monday he gets a copy of the ticket they have pics and everything of the truck.... he's linked to the truck by the time clock.... so we discuss and decide fuck lets just pay it and make it go away....

yesterday i get the cashiers check for 530.00 ... it's now 525.00 (we heard that if you over pay they can't reconcile their books)..... i go to pay today and seems i can't it's been sent to collections...so if i could ever make a long story short.... basically ups received some kind of notice about they ticket last year and the card has been..... i don't know where... some little ticket file they have somewhere....

i'm at this point totally pissed... i've clocked out to go pay ... wasted my time and wasted my GAS... i go back to work and call the collection johnsons..... the fucking thing is now $804.10....... WTF.....but they were nice enough to advise me to come in and pay in person (lots more gas and a bridge toll) seeing how ups has over 21 files of traffic violations with them ....

so tomorrow my day off guess what i'll be doing??? and while i'm typing this i'm actually smiling cause the whole thing is just fucking unreal.....

i ALWAYS have to have a silver lining..... one it was never in pauls name so it didn't affect our credit... and two.... when i pulled into city hall to pay it the ups man was there

hope everyone had an awesome day... mwa jacq

when you've been away to long (and really not all that long)... come back and totally clueless...probably will be that way for awhile.. i HAVE to do happy hour tomorrow... poor me hahahaha...

hope everyone has a happy hump day .... jacq

had a totally cool monday... hope you all did too....

kisses jacq

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

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who's one of the 55 ????

have a good week everyone ... mwa jacq

went to the ocean yesterday... paul and i that is... it was fun and it was definitely nice to get away.... we went to a few different pubs and slept in.... no kids it was a needed get away....

so tonite peanut butter cup, my cuz and her b/f came over and the neighbors too.... we had the most awesome bbq....i don't think there is a single person who can grill like pauly...there was steak, chicken, beef ribs, pork ribs, italian sausages, shrimp, and corn.... i feel like i'm gonna pop....

oh and to top it all off... i'm now married to a "BAD BOY".... a warrant we are told has been issued for pauls arrest ... no seriously ... hope everyone had and awesome weekend....

mwa jacq

it came so fast which is kinda crazy ..... what alan wanted was a tattoo... with lots of thought as to what and where... he picked it... he also asked me to blog it ... he said put me on there.. i told him (not that he didn't know) what kind of a site this is ... his answer was "i don't care i'm 18".....







this is my alan town.... happy friday everyone...

mwa jacq

it's my friday.... no scrubs for hmmmmm 3 whole days..... yippee... off to get al a tattoo for his 18th b-day....

happy thursday all.....mwa jacq