till graduation.... he's freakin saying what if i go monday to pick up my diploma and they tell me i'm short a credit... gotta laugh ... last year i was gettin from him... i'll graduate when i graduate... right like hell you will....

anyway tomorrow is senior countdown for him and they play the same song every year... every year he cries... this year alan says he's not gonna cry... who wants to take bets??? that boy is gonna cry....moms gonna cry at the graduation ceremony on saturday....

have a happy friday everyone.... mwa jacq

oh the song it is kinda sad

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWitXo2sgJ0[/url]

the weddings off...that sucks i wanted them to get hitched...

then i've got good news and bad news... good: the tongue was feeling soooo much better... still looks like shit but hey i don't care.... bad: at work the lab calls and tells me they need another impression for my crown...so the chemicals in all the shit that's used touches my tongue....they had to call 911 to peel me off the ceiling... not really but fuck it hurt... so i take a perc.... man it's hard to read blogs doped up... hope you all had a happy happy hump day.....

mwa jacquie

p.s. i hope when i get to work tomorrow the weddings back on i think i dig stevie....

okay so my co-worker .... linda... i blogged her on the 30th.... she's the one that woke up with stevie...who the hell is stevie??? remember???? well stevie is soon to be her husband.... nope i'm not kiddin.... went to work today and she says she's marrying him thursday.... hmmmmm can't wait till friday morn.... hope everyone had a great monday....

mwa jacquie

sad to say was me being bitchy for the most of it ...i will say i definitely truly totally have a new view on people with mouth pain.... i finally broke down yesterday and took a percocet...it's the only thing that makes the pain go away...it hurts to talk... to eat for sure... to swallow.....and i'm told that it will take 2 to 3 weeks to heal...k i'm done bitching the oxycodone is kickin in ....

everyone have a happy monday.... mwa jacq

3rd times a charm.... so i decided to be the patient the other day...i needed a crown and long story short ... my tongue got drilled ... hurts like a mother.. and i totally blame the asst. btw..pretty gross so don't look if you're squeamish....

















happy saturday everyone .... mwa jacq

my co-worker (she's an office worker so she has to be looking professional) came into work yesterday about 3 hours late ... looking rough really fucking rough...her eyes were bloodshot to all hell and well it looked like she had just stumbled out of the bar.... i went up to her and said "hey linda what the hell happened to you???" she said "i don't want to talk about it".. i said "well whats up with the swimsuit top???" yes a bikini top under her shirt.... she said "it went with a shirt i wore last nite".....hmmmmm.... i'm walking away and she says no wait....

this is her talkin:

i got really drunk last nite and stevie had to drive me home in my car...
so stevie spent the nite... and stevie shut off the alarm this morn....
so stevie had to drive me to work and stevie had to take my car to pick up his....
and stevie's gonna come back and pick me up after work...

i say who the hell is stevie????

she looks at me dead straight and says "i don't know who is stevie???"

omg i laughed my ass off .... but stevie did come pick her up and take her to dinner too... and today she had on that same damn bikini top ...i wonder if she lost her bra.... makes it look like we just pulled one of the gals off pac ave....trampy haha.....

all in all it was a good day and tomorrow's friday......

mwa jacquie

i know i shouldn't but i did... it's just when ya see your kid hurt... it hurts and hurts bad....add alcohol and bam the emotions fly.... then the type just flows... then i'm like oh shit.... just what these poor folks want to keep reading... me bitchin about al...and if anyone read that (i'm gonna let it die a slow death ha)... i don't think the meaning was taken correct....my main question was has anyone ever heard of grandparents that didn't get anything for their grandkids graduation?? kinda floors me....and the reason i think they didn't floors me even more... nuff said ...

and while i'm chatting about alan ... the silly boy is totally exercising his 18 year old rights... i came home to this last nite....and the word says lots about him lol.....




oh and the prom pic... alan showed me how to shrink it... i wrote it down this time so i won't have anymore chat room tantrums......




hope everyone had a happy hump day....

mwa jacq

the boys bought one with their x-mas money way back.... i've been waiting on the wii fitness forever and it came out last week.....paul told me about it and i begged him to go look for it the next day... he said they're probably all sold out by now.....

anyway the man loves me sooooo much ... he went on a hunt for it and after 12 stores and i'm sure some cussing and lots of frustrations... he found it for me...that nite all of us put in our info (btw the whole fam is overweight according to wii)...

paul was on vaca last week and i slipped in vaca mode with him ... didn't touch the thing till yesterday .... the machine promptly scolded me for being away for 4 days... then the thing asks if i've seen tikka and if he looked thinner, fatter, more toned or the same... i say the same... fucking machine tells me i should pay him more attention... hahaha.... he had put his goal as losing 1 pound...but really what will they think of next???

hope everyone had a great weekend... oh and i think this dog has a crazy death wish or something....

mwa jacq

we're relatively sure why someone would get rid of this pooch...there has still not been any signs up or adds in the lost and found...so in my head i'm thinkin....

someone got him for a family dog but...it didn't work out so much.... they got him fixed thinkin that might settle him down....not....they couldn't give him what he demands... so they ditched him.....


he would be totally terrible with young ones... he's not bad just way high energy...thinks he's playing and gets a bit wild...he seems to have issues with sex... meaning he keeps parking himself smack between me and paul in the bed... we move him and he just powers his way back in ....he is sooooo needy... if one person leaves the room he whines even if others are still there....he's the best greeter ya ever saw... ya come in from anywhere and it's like you've been gone 10 years...

he's a big big dog stuck in a lil dogs body...we think he may be part cat...he thinks he's something pretty special too... all in all he's the weirdest crazy cool dog i've ever seen in my life.... and we've been calling him buddy.....

best pic i could get ... he never holds still.... happy sunday all .... mwa jacq

the set up.....

one baby cousins kiddy pool (turned the goats drinking dish) in the back.....3 crazy kids that bought goldfish and put them in the pool.....and one crazy devil dog that just showed up last week and apparently loves us.....

the deal....

paul and i are driving to go do errands.... he says "that dog is nuts i was out back with him and he tried to eat the goldfish.... he caught one and tossed it in the air.... but i grabbed it and threw it back in the pond"

so the kiddie pool aka goat drink dish is now the "pond" .....

how redneck is that ??????

happy sat all..... mwa jacq