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Sunday, June 29, 2008, 7:01:38 PM- sorry | ||
Hello all, Sorry, I haven't been on this weekend...sorry, lotsa issues at home...update you all later... Cid: Miss you huge...and why the heck did no one comment on our pics?? hmmm, guess we gotta do some more different ones? See you soon baby ) | ||
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Friday, June 27, 2008, 6:16:48 AM- Joke... | ||||||
Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven. The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a midsize car. The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car. A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry. "What's the matter?" "I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!" | ||||||
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 6:22:17 PM- HAHA right up my alley....oh my gosh | ||||||
A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner. The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen. The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose". According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices. The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses. When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired. The man's employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh". Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again." The man is not the first person to be caught in the act with an inanimate object. Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland. He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems. And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs. | ||||||
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 10:33:58 AM- hmm, Wanna play with the Brat now? haha | ||||||
A 24-year-old man was killed by a sexually aroused horse after he tried to calm the xxxxx down. The twenty-four year old polish man Robert R. was bitten to death after he tried to calm down his horse that was uncontrollably sexually aroused by a nearby mare. While pulling a farm cart through the village, the horse became wild and started to buck. An autopsy will reveal if the man died from a severed jugular vein or a spinal injury. | ||||||
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Monday, June 23, 2008, 4:14:25 PM- What is safe sex to you?? | ||||||
A Romanian man needed some help after his 'great idea' started to feel not so great. He had superglued his condom to his penis. The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn't want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici's wife bought were a bit 'roomy'. The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another. They used superglue to glue the condom to the man's penis. This did not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms, so they thought. After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn't come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the local medical clinic for help. One of the nurses said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end." | ||||||
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Saturday, June 21, 2008, 5:18:59 AM- For the curious...hehe | ||||||
Well well, seems that some people are requesting pics of me...lol hmmm, Cid's been trying to convince me the same... Sooo, question would be...will I or won't I? (time will tell) and on for the other topic of such tonight... So I'm curious...who here goes on vacations? Who here brings "toys" with them on the plane? Do you leave the batteries in or take them out? You might think twice.... [url]http://www.stunning-stuff.com/read-weird-news-stories/111.html?ci=3[/url] HAPPY VACATIONS GUYS AND GALS hahaha ~Brat~ | ||||||
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008, 10:22:14 PM- New Job...update | ||
Yeah Baby! Job is in place...Happy as pig in shit D Alls well and ignore yesterdays blog...I for sure overreacted (a bit) lol So Im now opening the branch office in my town and building a business!!! YAY! New car, running sweet...took her out on the highway today...amazing little car. Well, going to go make a cool dinner for the kids and I, chat later everyone! PS> Cid, see ya later I hope D ~Brat~ PS> WOOOOOHOOOOOOO | ||
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008, 12:17:44 AM- .....again.... | ||
Sorry...I yeah, overreacted I think... I don't know. Ball of emotions sucks and its NOT like me to be emotional... and its NOT pms lol (that would explain some if it was) I think its just an overall bad week with Father's Day... To all that read this... I'm sorry I vented in the previous blog... Forgive me ~Brat~ | ||
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008, 5:27:46 PM- Another great day! :oD | ||||||
Hey all, I'm a bit of a mixed emotion today...Happy, Estatic, Worried, Paranoid and overall scared shitless...to the point where I'm close to heartbroken... Anyway, Its my parents wedding anniversary today...My nephew is going out on tour with his band...all in one day. So a get-together tonight is planned...yeah me. NOT Second, I got a new job!!! Manager of the territory office. I run the show...just the potential of $100K a year...thank you thank you thank you Third is too personal to want to get it all out on here...I really need the vent out and I wish I could vent it out. I'm sure you guys could help totally. I'm on the verge of shattering and I think I'm over-reacting a bit...then again, maybe I'm not ( UGHGHGHGHH Dammit. | ||||||
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008, 5:27:33 AM- hehehe, ask me why I'm estatic today? Ah no, I'll tell ya :oD | ||||||
Well, here we go...I'm HYPER today...I got my new.......CAR. Yup, nothing special, but its MINE and PAID FOR D Cid took her out for a spin with me...I didn't hear him complain either... Backgrounder: The car was purchased because my truck totally died. The car is in memory of my dad, seeing as the money came from the trust fund left by him. 89000km on a 2001? Woohoo... 2 door, sporty, 5 spd. (Please keep in mind I am NOT a materialistic girl, but hell, its a sweet ride) Yup, the Brat is happy! Mind you, doesn't take much to keep this brat happy lol anyway, thats my brag for the day... PS> Since I know you're reading this...I miss ya Cid! p ~Brat~ | ||||||
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