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jake5270

Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol

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Saturday, August 31, 2024, 4:03:06 PM- Shhh

I no longer listen to what most people say.

I watch what they do instead.

Behavior doesn't lie.

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Friday, August 30, 2024, 6:53:11 PM- Communication breakdown

Me: What's the wi-fi password here?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a Coke
Bartender: That'll be $3.00.

Me: There ya go. So, what's the wi-fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

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Thursday, August 29, 2024, 7:02:45 PM- Shoot

My muse did not pay me a visit today.

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Wednesday, August 28, 2024, 7:02:45 PM- Rats

Too bad science didn't get this whole cloning thing going 50 years ago.

I would have put mine to work and reaped the dividends.

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Tuesday, August 27, 2024, 6:31:42 PM- Long, long, long

I've been on the apology train for a long time.

When your discretion's go back over 60 years,

that train is a long one.

It's ironic that forgiveness isn't a very long ride at all.

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Monday, August 26, 2024, 6:11:37 PM- Too bad

I had an old friend who told me he's suffering from premature ejaculation.

I told him to see a doctor.

The next time I saw him I asked him how his problem is.

He told me it's still touch and go.

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Sunday, August 25, 2024, 4:55:07 PM- For couples

'You say it best when you say nothing at all'.

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Saturday, August 24, 2024, 4:47:21 PM- Clockwork

Creativity doesn't know what time it is.

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Friday, August 23, 2024, 5:55:50 PM- Proof of ???

A woman I know was using the self-checkout at Walmart yesterday.

She said a red light started flashing.

The attendant said the machine wanted to know her age,

even though she was not making an alcohol or tobacco purchase.

She said she was befuddled.

I told her that maybe the machine wanted to know if she was old enough to ask her out on a date.

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Wednesday, August 21, 2024, 5:11:44 PM- Me time

NY strip steak.

Baked potato.

Salad.

Red wine.

I only do this once a year,

so I intend on enjoying it.

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