likklelarry.'s blog post - what a great job...............

Whoever sits there and creates the "Top Tips" for Viz magazine......has my full respect......what a worthwhile and essential service they provide.........feckin love it!!!


FOOL other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the kerb.

DRILL a one inch diameter hole in your refrigerator door. This will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed.

Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard!

Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.

BOMB disposal experts' wives. Keep hubby on his toes by packing his lunchbox with plasticine and an old alarm clock.

MAKE shopkeepers feel like criminals and con men by carefully checking their change and holding bank notes up to the light before accepting them.

SAVE on charity donations by spending a pound on clothes at a charity shop, then selling them for 50p to another charity shop. This way you can give twice as much, at half the cost......I think.