lynskey's blog post - my favourite expressions on NN

One of the things I enjoy the most about Newbie Nudes and status in particular, is the interaction and banter with people from all over the globe, as well as learning phrases and sayings that are new and alien to me. Certain words have different meanings, obviously, depending on where you live and I was already aware that "fanny" means a totally different part of a woman's anatomy in the States to what it does in the U.K." Ass" is not a donkey in America either, but it is phrases like "morning wood" (we call it morning glory) "the stroking of a cock" ( not the pampering your parrot), "woot woot" and "woo woo" (neither of which are train noise impersonations) that never cease to amuse me.

I surprised both myself and my guy the other day though,when I actually used one of phrases above in referring to his early morning erection (in its pre blowjob state) as morning wood and he assumed I had gone a bit batty and was about to go off scouring the forest for tinder for the camp fire as opposed to doing the deed. Needless to say, being a lady and not inclined to speaking with my mouth full, he was too pre-occupied to ask where I got the phrase from before leaving me equally perplexed in shouting "woot woot" on ejaculation.

Ya'll have a nice day, dya hear?