live with intention. walk to the edge.
listen hard. practice wellness.
play with abandon. laugh.
choose with no regret. continue to learn.
appreciate your friends. do what you love.
live as if this is all there is.

some times we have bad days some times good . one of the comedians my son knows with all the things they go thru
just woke up one day and said i am making a list
of all the things that make me smile
and when ever i am down i will look at the list.
i was amazed
our life's are always a challenge , but all and all very good
making my list are you!!

u got 2 smile at these ;

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whale realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen
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A very good-looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat up every single woman who walks into the bar, without any luck. Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women in the place.

Disheartened by all this, the good-looking man asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women. What's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want, but I haven't been able to connect all night. What's going on?"

"Well," said the bartender, "I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows."
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the word fuck ; In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

I had 2 smile at this ;

don't piss me off or I will give ur number to all the kids
n tell them its santas hot line

live w passion n have n awesome holiday season

when I first came 2 nn lol I don't rem my first name here
about 9 1/2 years ago I became michaelb then michael1 thus michaelthe1
I pulled a few funnies from michael1
so here u go
hope it brings u a smile
there are some great funnies there

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST ..
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television >set in her purse. >"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN >(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. >I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and >dislikes." He addressed the man, >"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" >Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for >your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco >and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and >neither of them wanted to concede their position. >As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, >the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" >"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
WORDS >A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... >30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, >and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that >the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight . Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

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A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

Shortly before landing, she couldn't remember who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up.

So she took them home and ate them herself!


The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant" This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

You hold the fork in the wrong hand.

You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
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No one ever said on their deathbed" I wish I would have spent more time at work."

live w passion

the Christmas season ;
a time us adults can be kids again
we even get presents
I use 2 work all the time (I still do a lot)
n really did not feel Christmas til Christmas eve
I know now it is a season
a great time 2 say I love u to those u do
2 see joy
to give
to smile
to see all the beauty of the season
and n in our lifes
im glad black Friday is over
its dec.1
my start of the holiday season
this song always kicks off my holiday season
I used the first time this song was heard

the little girl in the video looks just like my grand daughter who came down from ohio for thanksgiving she is 4
n the few days she was here she would have a home sick time
for 3 dolls
when she was leaving she said can my dolls just come down here

so have ur self a merry little Christmas season
filled w love laugh n good cheer

LOL!!! a bit of humor to brighten your day!!

When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her. Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy. He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ... Well, he would not stop showing off. God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God: What is the other gift? ' God answered: Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say "Your Honor, I'm guilty but..... There were extenuating circumstances." The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances." I did too, so I listened as the lady told her story. "Your Honour, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear and she tilted her head to one side and crooned, "Hi! I'm Belinda! All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear?" I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science." Belinda then skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors. With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?" Fine, I answered. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck to finish me off? My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other breast wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when I heard and felt a zap! Complete darkness, the power was off! Belinda said, "Uh-oh, maintenance is working, bet they hit a snag." Then she headed for the door. "Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise grip alone are you?" I shouted. Belinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy puppy... The door's wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights. I'll be right back." Before I could shout NOOOO! She disappeared. And that's exactly how Bubba and Earl, "maintenance men Extraordinaire," found me... standing on my tip-toes, half-naked with part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed between glass! After exchanging a polite Hi, how's it going type greeting, Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off. Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calmness as possible, "Uh, yes, I did, but thanks anyway." "OK, you take care now" Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store. Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin. making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, "Oh I am sooo sorry! The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I went to lunch. Are we upset?" And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between clamps...." The judge could hardly contain her laughter as she said "Case Dismissed".

I hope every1 who had thanksgiving

it was n awesome 1

last words of a turkey ;
hey everybody im so exited
the farmer has invited me over for dinner

i hope every1 has n awesome day of food fun n being thankful and that great memories are made

•Johannes A. Gaertner
To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven.

•Charles Spurgeon
Before you go out into the world, wash your face in the clear crystal of praise. Bury each yesterday in the fine linen and spices of thankfulness.

•Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If we meet someone who owes us thanks, we right away remember that. But how often do we meet someone to whom we owe thanks without remembering that?

•W. T. Purkiser
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

•Seneca
Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.

•Albert Pine
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.

wishing every 1 a great dinner
n sending u a toast
cheers 2 u my friends

“On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
William Jennings Bryan

“I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.(halftime American football game on thanksgiving)
Erma Bombeck

“My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
Rita Rudner

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Jon Stewart

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Irv Kupcinet

happy thanksgiving
may it be the best

so far

i am so thankful for my loved 1s n friends
and this day
n memories made
n 1s 2 come

1; never let go of hope
one day u will see that it has all come together
what u have always wished for has finally came 2 be
u will look back n laugh
at what has passed
n u will ask urself
how did I get through all of that

2; being normal ?
I just can not imagine
how awful that must be

3; i love that kinda hug where u can physically
see the sadness leaving ur body

4; I believe in the sun even when its not shining
because there is always sunshine in my life
I believe n love even being alone
I believe n rainbows even in my most cloudy days
n on those cloudy nights I feel the stars in my life

5; learn 2 love with all ur heart n accept the faults of others in ur life
always rem. any1 can love a rose
but it takes a great heart 2
except the thorns

live w passion
everything else will take care of its self

my results ;
Your Aura is Purple!

Personality: Purples hold themselves to sky high standards, and are always very graceful. Purple is envied, idolized, and copied without even realizing it. They are an icon for those who know you. While it is hard to be a perfectionist, rest assured it’s paying off! Purple is the most down to earth aura, they are the typical guy or gal next door. Purples may think they are better than others but deep inside they know they are not. Purple is very practical. Other auras take a liking into purple. Idealistic and thoughtful, they have the mind and ideas to change the world. Purple has the charisma of a great leader. Purple always seems to know what to say or do in every situation they are confronted with. They exercise good judgment daily. They don’t agonize too much about their decisions, the right answer just seems to come to them. Purples have one of the most active imaginations, but tend to be more focused on what could be potentially possible than dreaming about the impossible. Purples live a well balanced life and prefer to stay as calm as possible. Having a personality color purple or violet as your favourite color means you are sensitive and compassionate, understanding and supportive, thinking of others before yourself. You are a gentle and free spirit. Purples feelings run deep and you can be quite sensitive to hurtful comments from others, although you would never show it. People are drawn to your charismatic and alluring energy. You are usually introverted rather than extroverted and may give the impression of being shy although this is not the case. You are creative and like to be individual in most of your endeavours , including your dress and home decoration - you love the unconventional. You are idealistic, and often impractical, with a great imagination, Purples tend to look at life through rose-colored glasses. People who don't understand you sometimes think you are eccentric because you spend so much time in your fantasy world. You inspire others with your creative thinking and your ability to deal positively with adversity. Purples are very intuitive and quite psychic. You are a generous giver, asking for little in return except friendship. You can be secretive, with even your closest friends not really knowing you well. You dislike responsibility and have difficulty dealing with real day-to-day problems. You dislike being part of the crowd. You don't like to copy others and you don't like them to copy you. You are a visionary, with high ambitions, dreams and desires, and a compulsion to help humanity and to improve the planet earth. You often hold positions of power because you are visionary, but you delegate to others all the minor details that you aren't interested in. You like to have the best of everything, so you aim high. Being the free spirit you are, you love to travel to experience different cultures and meet new people. You are a good judge of character and sum others up quite quickly and accurately, although you usually see the best in everybody. Time means little to you and you are often late for everything. You trust the flow of the Universe to take care of everything. You can sometimes appear arrogant and conceited if operating from a negative perspective. You can be selfish and self-indulgent as you don't like being imposed upon by others beliefs and regulations.

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Love Life: You're very passionate but often too busy for love. You need a partner who sees your vision and adopts it as their own

Pink: If outgoingness is on our “Have to have list” pinks are also one of the top choices for Purples
Green: Greens are way too shy and may be overlooked
Blue: Blue is one of the others that may meet our standards. They are deep and Sincere and is an awesome mate!
Orange: Can be just a little bit more mature than Yellow
White: Way deep inside purples may have this strange feeling for whites
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Perfect Color Love Match: Red is the perfect mate for a purple they meet every standard of ours.

Friendship Color: Blue is the perfect friend for a purple due to there introvert attitude ( safire13,whispermyname,whokens )

Color Opposite: Your color wheel opposite is Yellow. While yellow people may be wise, they lack the manners and class needed to impress you

Words that Describe Purple: Intuitive, Seeking, Creative, Kind, Self-Sacrificing. Growth Oriented, Strong, Very Wise, and Rare

Purpose of Life: Saying Truths That Other People Dare Not Say

What's your color?
[url]http://www.quotev.com/quiz/1366538/What-is-Your-True-Color-Aura/[/url]

thanks, tx angel great blog

live w passion
everything else will take care of it's self

1; you know u have made the right decision
when u pick the hardest n most painful 1
but ur heart is at peace

2; some1 who hates u usually does it for 1 of 3 reasons
they see u as a threat
they hate themselves
or they want 2 be u

3; every1 needs 2 feel special so a big hug /handshake 2 all my
friends

4; do not ever be afraid 2 say I love u 2 some1 u really care about
be it a partner, family or true friends
friends will always take it the right way

5; that being said
sometimes I trust u
is a better word
than I love u
n this day we live in
because u will always love the 1s u trust
but u will not always trust the 1s u love

well today 50 years ago our president was shoot n killed
john f kennedy
I was 5 then but every1 here rembs. what we were doing then
some things he said

as we express or gratitude 2 others
let us not ever forget the highest appreciation is not 2 utter words but 2 live by them

change is life
those that only live in the present or pass
are sure 2 miss the future

when written in Chinese
the word crisis
is composed of 2 characters
1 represents danger
the other
represents opportunity

finally a bit of a speech he never got 2 give as he was killed before he could

We, in this country, in this generation, are — by destiny rather than by choice — the watchmen on the walls of world freedom. We ask, therefore, that we may be worthy of our power and responsibility, that we may exercise our strength with wisdom and restraint, and that we may achieve in our time and for all time the ancient vision of “peace on earth, good will toward men.” That must always be our goal, and the righteousness of our cause must always underlie our strength.

I think sometimes the little things we do in life are the biggest
n with heart even w a mistake it is felt

live with passion n everything else will take care of it's self

1; ego says; once everything falls in place
I will feel peace
spirit say's find ur peace
then everything will fall in place

2; When we show our respect for other living things, they respond with respect for us.
~ Arapaho Proverb

3; May the Warm Winds of Heaven, Blow softly upon your house. May the Great Spirit, Bless all who enter there. May your Mocassins, Make happy tracks in many snows, and may the Rainbow Always touch your shoulder.
~ Cherokee

4; help me always to speak the truth quietly, to listen with an open mind when others speak, and to remember the peace that may be found in silence.
~ Cherokee

5; Teach me how to trust my heart, my mind, my intuition, my inner knowing, the senses of my body, the blessings of my spirit. Teach me to trust these things so that I may enter my Sacred Space and love beyond my fear, and thus Walk in Balance with the passing of each glorious Sun.
~ Lakota

6; Certain things catch your eye, But pursue only those that capture your heart.
~ An old indian saying

7; Peace and happiness are available in every moment. Peace in every step. We shall walk hand in hand. There are no political solutions to spiritual problems. Remember: If the Creator put it there, it is in the right place. The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.

8; What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
- blackfoot

9; Treat the earth well: it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children.

n my song of the day
a very soulful song
going back 2 1980
be alright (it is going to be alright)

live w passion
n everything else will take care of its self

they say behind every great man is a better woman
n I believe that
they keep us straight n give us stability
n sometimes they are even greater than us
n always at least our equal

never under estimate a woman

whatever u give a woman she will multiply

u give her sperm she gives u a baby

if u give her a house
she will make it a home

if u give her food she will make u a meal

guys we need 2 cook 2
n do the dishes sometimes 2
I kinda like who does not cook that nite does the dishes

if u give her a smile
she will give u her heart

she adds n increases all that is given 2 her

so if u give her crap
u will receive a ton of shit

so for all the awesome ladies n my life n in the world


n it came with a saying ;
I am a woman, not a princess. I have an attitude, opinions, and a very loud voice. I am not a liar nor a cheat. I am independent, intelligent, and strong.

I guess beautiful was the only thing left out in that saying

fact; women did not gain the right to vote in the u.s.a.
until the 1920's

ok new saying
just live with passion
everything else will take care of its self