mortadella5553's blog post - Crab Feed

Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 12:04:35 AM

I went to an Elks Club crab feed last night, ate too much-drank way too much, I did entertain the table though- I am VERY witty with a bottle of lip lube (wine) on board (in my own mind at least) Funny how booze makes me wittier, sing great, dance great, look better etc. Does it do that for you too? LOL A young lady seated next to me, that brought her dad, laughed the whole time, with or at me I don't know. I liked loking at her though, she was curvey- reminded me of BEB and Sexycurves, sooo sexy. They had a magician perform after dinner, OK show. Slept like a rock till 3am then awake/asleep till 8.

The Check Engine light came on again $400 this time- I hope they got it right!! Thanks for looking.
Mort

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mdguy on 9-Jan-08 0:10:33

Alcohol makes me more ____ if I'm in a state, so I drink when I'm happy and not when I'm upset. I also type better and say less (because I remember everything and I'm paranoid of letting things slip out.) :p

Crab feed... mmmmmm, appealing to the Marylander in me. :)

And hope the fix that 'Check Engine"... not good to keep spending money on the same problem. :S

mont26 on 9-Jan-08 0:14:22

Crap my check engine light came on today. Great.

tight_wet_lips on 9-Jan-08 0:20:40

Alcohol makes me do a strip tease. Learned that the hard way!

msmilf2 on 9-Jan-08 0:21:13

oh yea I'm the same way when I drink! A comedian/singer/dancer/porn star ... lmao

mortadella5553 on 9-Jan-08 0:45:54

MD I don't drink when feeling down either-bad precedent.
Bartender! a double for TWL
MM2:I left out the "worlds greatest lover" when I drink, don't like to brag. LOL

PerkyGirl on 9-Jan-08 1:18:26

OMG! I'm sooooo jealous!!! I love crab feeds and have been craving it. Darkness is allergic so I don't fix seafood- but I never missed a single crab chioppino feed in HMB for like 16 yrs! Now I've got a pouty face going... =)

sexycurves on 9-Jan-08 1:24:59

First off, thank you for the nice comment about me! xo
Second..."LIP LUBE"!!!! LMAO!!!!
Third...I've been known to get even more flirtatous with alcohol in my system! ;P

Wodja on 9-Jan-08 7:05:28

damn im going out to disconect my check eng light

seshat on 9-Jan-08 9:41:10

Alcohol, a miracle drug :p

imalilhothead on 9-Jan-08 10:05:43

I do everything better then I'm drinking...except remember wtf I did :P oh I guess I don't type too well lol

Anya32 on 9-Jan-08 14:03:05

Nobody like me when I'm drunk!!! So I think! Hate it when people tell me what I did the day after....bet you're great company drunk or sober. Luvs ya xxxxxxx