It sounded much funnier in my head, with a martini, and a bottle of fine red wine in me. It was only a joke, ever heard of a lead balloon, yeah they don't work either--SORRY
It was inspired at work, a dryer fire in a laundromat, and a basket of clothes we passed by with a bra on top (an obviously LARGE bra) that I didn't touch! It caught the attention of a couple of guys and we joked about it. I am not a perv! Well maybe a little LOL
(NIXON- I am not a Crook)
PS: office work sucks!!! Hope it won't be long.