A bloke pulls a stunning girl in a nightclub and persuades her to go home with him. After they get back to his they start fooling around on the sofa. "I'm afraid I can't have sex with you,"she says. "I've never done it before and don't know how." "Ok," replies the bloke. "How about a blow job?" "I'm afraid not,"says the girl. "I've never done that before either,and it looks way too hard." "Alright," the guy says. "What about a hand job? It's easy. Remember how you used to shake up a bottle of fizzy pop to spray someone with when you were younger? Just do that."
Sure enough,the girl grabs hold and starts shaking away. After a few minutes,the man's head bolts backwards and steam starts shooting out of his ears,and he screams, "Bloody hell,woman!" "What's wrong?"asks the confused girl. The bloke cries out.
"Take your thumb off the end!" |