A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth out. the dentist pulls out a needle to give the man a shot. "No way! no needles" the man said. the dentist starts to hook up the gas, and again the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. just the thought of wearing the gas mask is suffocating for me." The dentist appears frustrated,but not quite ready to surrender. He asks his patient if he has any objections to taking a pill. "No objection, i'm totally fine with pills." the patient says. "Great," says the dentist,who leaves the room and returns with a tablet in his hand. "Here,pour yourself a drink of water and take this viagra tablet." says the dentist. "Wow!,i had no idea that viagra works as a pain killer." "It actually doesn't," replies the dentist.
"But, it will give you something to hold on to when i pull your tooth out."
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