phatcockzealand's Blog

I haven't felt the need to update this lately, and not sure if I will do in the near future, but I am still around, and everything is going ok.

Anyways better go.

So for a while in between all the stuff I have written about previously, I was talking to this girl from up Auckland ways. She was younger then me, and well, I guess immature.

She couldn't seem to understand things on a more mature level, and used to have arguments with me about all sorts of crazy stuff. She was with some sort of loser of a guy, he was apparently a millionaire due to his parents death or something like that, and traveled the world working for a race team. In my opinion it doesn't matter how much you earn or what you do, you can still be an asshole.

So she breaks up with him, and we continue talking, and things must have got a bit dodgy between us (although I can't really remember any of that) and I told her she should come down for a visit.

She agrees, and due to not wanting to drive her car, she catches a bus down and I have to pick her up. Which is cool. I pick her up, and things are a little awkward, I think she is super shy. I take her back to my place, and we hang out.

Due to some unfortunate timing, I have to shoot off to work for a meeting for an hour, and then I go back home. She's ok, but homesick (seriously you have been away from home for like 4 hours)

We hang out in my room, and I bust out a move, she's not the best kisser, but I would give her A for effort. She has nice big breasts, and has skin that looks like it has never seen the light of day.

We kiss in bed, and my finger starts to rub her pussy, she just sorta lays there, not really knowing what to do, I ask her if she is ok, she says she is, and wants me to fuck her. My cock likes the idea of that, and starts to rub up and down her pussy.

As I push into her, my hard cock full stretches her, I feel her pussy stretch a little too much, and tear a little. This is the closest I've ever had to having sex with a virgin. She's ok, so my cock plunges deep into her, and I start fucking her good. He big breasts swaying around, they are so big they are almost hitting her in her head with each thrust from me.

I last for a while, and then fill her full of cum. We fall asleep, she loves getting hugs.

Every time she moves during the night, it wakes me up. Which in turn leads to more sex, her pussy gets a good work out, she likes it.

Eventually she goes home. She updates her blog, and says how she had good sex, and couldn't believe how big my cock was. She liked how someone hugged her after sex, I think most sex should be followed with hugs. Makes it so much nicer.

We argue some more, eventually I tell her to fuck off. She's met a nice guy who treats her well, I think they are still together now after all these years, she tells me her new dude has a bigger cock then me. I don't care.

So to carry on in the correct sequence and not jump ahead to the most recent awesomeness, I am jumping back in time to the psycho ex.

So as well as her mums place where we weren't allowed to do anything, she also had some sort of extended family, actually not related at all to her, but I think they felt sorry for her. This also meant if I was staying we were in separate rooms.

All this did was drive us a bit crazy as you can imagine, so it would not be surprising to wake up in the middle of the night and find her hand rubbing my cock, quite a nice way to wake up. I don't think we had sex at this point, but I remember fingering her pussy a lot. Very very wet.

One night she says that she needs to go for a walk, which is a strange request from her, and we manage to walk down near the cow shed, far enough away from the house so no one can hear us.
She lays down in the middle of the paddock, lifts her skirt up, and pulls her knickers to one side, she needs some cock, and wants it really bad.

It's a moonlit night, and in the surrounding paddocks there is about 200 cows watching us. It's a strange feeling, knowing all the cows are watching, as my hard cock is sliding in and out of hot wet pussy, fucking her.

One time as we sat in the second lounge before she went to work, and everyone else was in the kitchen, I reached down her pants, and rubbed her smooth pussy until she came, was quite a thrill knowing other ppl were nearby, and knowing that she was going to work dripping.

After a lot of shit, and other stuff, she became the psycho ex. And we parted ways then got back together, and then parted ways again. As usual, something that shouldn't have been more then casual sex, turned into something that it shouldn't have.

Been busy with life in general, will update this when I can. I haven't forgotten about it.

Holy shit, best weekend EVER, best sex EVER.

Just got back, need to sleep. Exhausted, and muscles are sore.

Ooops first link was supposed to be www.mozy.com

So here I am, haven't been on this for ages. Been busy, well that's what I like to think.

Occasionally from time to time, I lack the motivation to do things on the internet, sometimes I don't write emails, check blogs, update things, or websites.

Lately it has been one of those times.

Think I am just tired from sorting crap out at work all the time. Time for a break.

So Friday I am flying down to Wellington for the weekend. Back Sunday night. It should be at the bare minimum, interesting. At the other end of the scale it should be fucken awesome. Either way, it is a break from here, and it is a break I need.

Also, some shit got stolen from my house the other day. GPS, and my old as desktop PC and monitor. They didn't have a good look around, and didn't find my laptop, or other things. Didn't take anything else really, everyone is in agreement it was really strange.

I think it was some young kids, explains why they didn't take other things that ppl usually take. Luckily I had all the photos backed up that were on it, lost some stuff, but not too worried.

But from this, and having a hard drive fail a few years ago. Make sure you back things up, don't lose things, because if you do, you only have your memories in your head, and eventually you might forget

So check out [url]http://www.moxy.com[/url] and [url]http://dropbox.com[/url] which can provide some free online storage.

So for now, i'm off to bed. Cya.

Hello

Thought I had better update this, with what's been happening lately.

Well firstly, I hate winter, and I hate being sick. First is was my daughter who was sick, so a few days off taking care of her, and then it was me who was sick. Got over the most of it, just not 100% at the moment.

What else have I been up to? Well work keeps me busy. And I have also started talking to someone.

I know her on Twitter, and randomly she said something dodgy, and next thing you know we have been having full on text sex, phone sex, and dirty emails most of the time.

I also have flights to fly down there for the weekend in a couple of weeks, sort of spur of the moment for me, but life is too short. So I am making the most of it.

She is a really nice person, we connect, we talk about stuff, and she reminds me of someone I used to know. (Not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing)

She's also 10 years older then me.

First time I will be with an older woman, who is in her prime, and horny as anything.

So I will get to meet her kids as well, which is fine, and interesting all at the same time. She's cute, and sent in an email that she didn't want anything serious. But whatever it is, I hope it doesn't get complicated at any stage.

I know she is going to fuck my brains out over the weekend, which will be good, she needs a good fucking, and i'm happy to be the person to help her with that.

So yeah, that's what's been happening with me, and been taking up my time, I will of course be updating this at some point with tales of my travels.

So I started going out with the psycho, which seemed like a good idea at the time. It sometimes involved going to her city on Saturday morning, and coming back for work on Sunday, I have no idea how I managed to cope with the lack of sleep.

She had some weird family set up, where she as staying at a family friends place, in a make shift sleep out in the shed (probably a sign I should have done a runner) This was good, as you could fuck in pretty good privacy.

Her legs over my shoulders, my cock banging into her, nice smooth pussy, and felt pretty damn good with my cock inside it.

She also sometimes stayed at her mums, the rule was we had to stay in separate rooms, reduce the chance of fucking I guess.

Well when no one is around that doesn't really work, as you just end up fucking on the floor on the lounge, got heaps of carpet burn on my knees from that. Fucking hard, and slowly pushing her across the floor with each thrust. That's why beds are good, the wall or head board stop the movement, and allows better thrusting.

Not so keen on blow jobs, but loved getting a good dose of my cock in her pussy, nice and wet, wrapped around my hardness.

One of my ex's is named the psycho ex, I think most ppl have one of these somewhere.

I'm not going to go into the details of why I call her that, you, me are all here about the sex.

I met her on txt chat, and the thing with txt chat, web chat, or anything similar, people always exaggerate on what they look like, remember that people, and never be disappointed.

Anyways, she text one day to say she was near my place, and if it was ok if her and her friend stayed the night, sure I said. Of course she pulls out some weird excuse that she doesn't like sleeping by herself, if this isn't some sort of sign she wants to get it on I don't know what is.

So I busted a move and kissed her, next thing she was all over my like a rash, tongue down my throat, hand around my cock. I removed clothing as good as I could with my one free hand, the other one was on her nice sized tits, rubbing, squeezing.

My hand found her nice smooth shaved pussy, and fingers were soon inserted into her hot wet box. Fingering her, making her wet.

I was pushed onto my back, and in the closest thing to fucking a porn star, she stood on her feet and crouched down to sit on my hard cock, the first and only person to have bounced on my cock like that.

Her tits bouncing and she thrashed the shit out of my cock, giving it a real work out as it penetrated her, in and out.

In the morning she and her friend left, I was tired, my cock was tired.

This isn't the end of her though, more stories later.