How many times have I sent PMs to people and hit enter then the PM goes off and there is no message there!!
I was in the supermarket yesterday and bent over to pick up my shopping list and my dentures dropped out of my top pocket onto the supermarket floor just near the checkouts; some hyped up woman screamed and probably 200 people stared at my denture, so I made them all sick by putting it straight in my mouth - it didn't taste all that bad. I only did it to piss off the screamer!!