everyday I get assaulted by my personal trainer, well actually twice a week but it carries over to the whole week. Her name is Tina the Torturer and aptly named. when I have done 13 or 14 press ups, she says she can't count and says that is 6,7 shit that annoys me. Yesterday my legs felt like they were falling off and that was only weights, today I have cardio. I get bored shitless on the treadmill for 15 mins then pedals for 10 I know I will look like a little Ethiopian before Christmas.
I was aked what I wanted for Christmas I felt like saying a good root and a cold beer, before Tina makes me disappear. |