quarterinch's blog post - an ultrasound

Why is it that when you go for an Ultrasound first thing in the morning, they seem to get it out of the refridgerator. I had one done on my nuts on Monday (Yesterday) and I almost got frostbite! God it was cold and the girl operator had a little towel and when I asked what that was for, she said some men like it for modesty - while she is scanning my nuts!! I said you may like to cover my tits, that is all that is left and they were bigger than her fried eggs anyway. So the upshot is that I hava a Hydracele in the left nut, I have had the right done three years ago and kept lifting a heavy floor sanding machine which causes a build up of fluid around the nut. I would have given a fortune when I was a kid to have big nuts and have a constant pain there. I would have been the hero of my Catholic College I went to.
Insurance covers all my accounts, but I will miss the chat room on 8 December which will totally piss me off; I will probably miss Hornygal getting ripped off by some inconsiderate arsehole!!
I won't need anymore sad days, I will gladly give it up for a couple of nights