quarterinch's blog post - Shopping

Since I still do a bit of work for friends as a floor sander, I was buying some supplies last week from my local merchant and right next door is an Adult Supplies shop, so I went in for a bit of a look. I could have bought a cheap vibrator for $45 and a really good one for $100. The shop owner dropped a magic bullet into my pocket and I thought it was my phone going off!. It certainly looked impressive because everything else was done up in cheap gawdy packaging,the toys were just crap plastic selling for outragous prices. It made me think that the purpose you buy things for, dictates the mark up on the items e.g. buying stuff for wedddings, funerals, christenings,graduations etc seems to inspire the shopkeepers etc to jack up the price beyond comprehension.
I am fast coming to the conclusion that a mobile or cell phone wrapped in a condom is far cheaper and probably more effective than anything else, so long as you can imagine a rectangular penis!! and a candle should be a self lubricating substitute for the real thing. But then I am only a man and a fast fading one at that.
Have a good day.