quarterinch's blog post - breaking wind

One of my friends has written a about a person farting at the bus stop. What is the problem?? every adult on the face of the earth farts on average 17 times a day. the amount of gas expelled is about the same amount that would fill a medium size balloon.
Everytime you expel air (fart) you become a better person because you become a cleaner, better person; you are replacing the bad air from inside your system with clean air. Lets face it, you fart on average 17 times a day also so let us all get off this sanctimonious high horse, stop the hypocricy right now and face up to reality, stop trying to take the high moral ground on this issue, lets call a spade a spade; My fellow members sometimes you stink!!!
I find from personal experience that the best fart for me is the one as I just get under the duna and as I settle down and then let one rip. This is usually greeted with "You dirty stinking bastard why do you make me suffer night after night with the smell of your rotten guts, you do that again and I'm going to sleep in the spare room" She never does or at least not in the last 36 years! Ah well some people just don't appreciate quality!!