A young man working on a cattle property rang his boss on the cell phone, "Hey Boss, I can't move the truck, I got a pig caught in the grill of the truck and I can't move it" "Then get the rifle out from behind the drivers seat and shoot the fucking thing".
A few minutes later the kid is back on the phone, "Hey boss, I still can't move the truck, the bike with the blue flashing light is jammed under the chassis and I can't move it"
There was no reply on the other end of the phone!! |