quarterinch's blog post - bum fodder

Being a boring person, I have always liked plain white toilet paper, especially being a person who uses it sparingly (but not too sparingly, I never have brown fingers after the action!)as against eco terrorist women who scrunch (see previous blog 2 January 2006)but my family now all use 2ply or 3 ply with flowers or petals on it or even perfumed paper.
Years ago, they used banana leaf in Fiji and North Queensland, now the affluent use flower printed scented toilet paper which you glance at from 60 or 70 centimetres away and it only comes in contact with the bumhole to remove the excess shit and dags for a man or the pussy to wipe the excess piss (cause they can't shake it like a man)or the cum as well for a woman. The point to contemplate here is does the anus or pussy know the difference? Do these orifices smile in pleasure at the tissue or frown at the plain white at my place?


Am I super intelligent or super sick contemplating the things that fascinate me?