quarterinch's blog post - going to bed

I listen to the ABC on radio(Australian Broadcasting Corporation) here because I hate the crap ads (up to 11 straight) on commercial radio and the drive time announcer did a survey of listeners of what they wore to bed.
A staggering 70% went to bed in the raw, another 18% went to bed in just a pair of panties or undies and just 12% wore pyjamas or a nightie. One man's house had caught fire during the night, he ran around ensuring his family and pets were out and then used his garden hose, until a policeman took him aside an hour later to remind him that he was still butt naked and offered him a blanket!
When I was younger, I loved the convenience of being starkers in bed; my wife used to sleep starkers too, but with her chronic arthritis, she wears a nightie, hops under the duna with the Air Con on full blast pumping cold air into the room.
I used enjoy, in a perverted sort of way, lodging my bare bum on the wet spot, then enjoying the smell of percolated cum first thing in the morning as I went for a piss and the fumes wafted up to the nose, then we would hop in the en-suite shower together and maybe have a quickie in there before work.
I wonder how many people wear undies during the day; I wear none or maybe a g string in the summer and cant stand the heat from the undies or the clammy feel of them, just to keep some fat arsed business man in business selling unwanted and un needed knickers; what a load of bullshit advertisers go on with trying to convince us it is clean and sanitary, Kittenmmm would like us to believe it is somewhere for men to leave skid marks, we wont discuss the battery acid that women leave in fork of their panties; this is for a later blog.
Since it is Indian tradition to have an open casket at the funeral, I have requested my wife to dress me in a nice black
g string, but by then it won't worry me anyway!
Don't try to buy my g strings, they are not for sale (I have 18 of them) Happy Monday