quarterinch's blog post - public property

I was just reading the blogs of my various friends and noticed that Andee Licious has the mind boggling hide to suggest that there is a time and place to stare at a womans chest. Is she trying to re-invent the wheel or something?
Let's get one thing straight: God put Mammaries(Tits) on women for the whole world to enjoy, thus it is the honour bound duty of the lucky woman who is carrying around these God entrusted assets, to display for the enjoyment of all the world in general, and men in particular.
It is no secret that I wish to die of asphyxiation ie. suffocation with my head stuck between a copious pair of tits. So for a man who has often contemplated suicide, why can't I check out a potential instrument to that end?
Should I be like a Trappist monk and walk around with my eyes staring at the ground,just to cater to the selfish whims of one person in society and all her sisters who walk around with them fully enclosed like a nun?
I saw a T shirt once that said "Hey, my eyes are up here" but who wants to look at a pair of beady, hostile eyes, when you can stare at the mysterious cleavage, the cavernous black hole that disappears into oblivion somewhere between a glorious pair of hooters; that glorious God given soft flesh on either side of the ravine. Everyones mind harks back to the days of when we were nurtured as a baby by natures milk bottles, of such an exquisite shape and texture that cannot be replicated by human hands
I repeat, God entrusted them(Tits) to women for all humanity to stare at and enjoy, so shape up Andee Licious and don't be mean and selfish, let us all stare and dribble at what is really public property and if you are lucky, I may just die in your arms!!