quarterinch's blog post - am I pregnant?

Sunday, April 30, 2006, 3:29:47 AM
I have had a craving for stewed apples the last couple of days and the last time anyone in our home had a craving, it was my wife who was pregnant at the time. Alternately, it was either cock or strawberries and fresh cream (the topping is about the same when you think about it!!)
I seldom have cravings except for girls with big tits, as this favorite of mine is well documented in previous blogs and adequately catered for on this site, in fact most of my friends here are very well endowed and the only hard part is to choose the lucky lady who is going to be my site for suicide.
I have had a dose of the runs lately and I am off my food a bit, but no one has fucked me up the bum - ever so I think my chances of that are rather slim.

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Barefoot Babe on 30-Apr-06 10:35:03
omg stewed apple or stewed rhubarb would be sooooo good. At least I know I'm not pregnant either so its safe to indulge.