Last night the temp dropped to 3 deg celsius at 4am. It didn't worry me too much because I had the heavy Doona on and the electric blanket and I was fast asleep anyway. I don't mind Canadians and Americans putting up with cold like that, because they deserve it living over there and their brains are probably addled anyway from all the cold weather before, but us Aussies don't need it except for the few selfish bastards who like to go skiing on the slopes; lets face it, skiing is a perfectly unnatural sport, if you love sport so much, play marbles on the Living room floor!
Cold weather makes everything shrink, except my tummy which looks like a road map at the moment with the Clexane injections. My penis has shrunk to a minus situation and feel like a girl, I may have to carry a cigarette lighter to thaw it out a bit whenever I need a piss, if this weather keeps up and it is supposed to be 19 deg celsius today and 17 tomorrow.
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