Whilst I was writing a blog on another site, i had a sudden flash of genius about an age old problem of the toilet seat - rip the bastard off! You don't need it! men and women can get a 10+ thrill out of sitting on the icy cold porcelain in the middle of winter, God help us, you would almost have an instant orgasm sitting on that icy cold ring of pottery. How many men and women like to be whipped and tied up just to get a thrill and we all know that the distance between pain and exstacy is almost minimal, so instead of yelling at your partner for not putting the seat down, just the soft moaning of an excited woman (like a cow in labour) would do much more for a man than having his ear bitten off! Who knows, you might finish up having a fuck on the toilet pan |