Cum sail away, Cum sail away, Cum sail away with me.
Let's try our hand at the water and see how sexy we can be with anything of a NNautical Nature.
Mermaids, Sand, Fish, Boats, Water, Captains, Sailors, Pirates and Wenches.
Choose one or use something that you think is nautical.
I don't know about you, but I always wanted to be a Pirates Wench. Some of you have thoughts of your own. Tie yourself up in a sailors knot....mmmmm ooo la la!





THE RULES ARE: (please read them)
**You don't have to be nude if you don't want to be. Nudes or Non Nudes, that is your choice.
**Post 1 to 4 pics in your blog.
**Title your blog: "NNawty NNautical"
**NO PHOTO SHOPPING OF PROPS; But you can photo shop words.
**You are NOT ALLOWED to use old photos. This is a challenge to think of new pics.
**When the times comes, post the participants of the blog challenge under your pics.
**You have 9 days to get ready. We will play 2 Mondays from now. The game days are Monday and Tuesday. The times are US time zones. Those ahead of the US, this means the day you play is our Monday which is your Tuesday.

It doesn't matter to me if all of you take a bath with sailboats....I want to see it.
This one is a doozie! But you can do it, you always do. Anything to do with nautical surroundings.
Come and have some fun with us. Do you dare?

The Evolution of MrCover.



Bring it on Cover!

I wonder what the two dogs are thinking?


Can you name this Super Hero?


I can't give up, I won't give up....I can't I can't I can't!!!!


I guess it's just one of the all time mysteries of the feline variety.
These are courtesy of Sis M. She is trying to convince me to get a cat. "But they are so cute" she says.

I like to be rambunctious in the office and will play a joke or two on people. The world I work in is made of people who need the levity during the down times. I think an innocent joke is needed from time to time. It does help to show how much you are liked and accepted. Well today I was the one who was the victim. I live by the rule: Everything has a place and everything in its place. I was hit where it hurts.....lol.
I walked into my office and could see in my peripheral vision that some of my books were out of place. The second and third shelves were switched around completely. Even though my head was down as I was reading a report, I still saw it. I then noticed that a plant was off center. As I scanned the room, the joke came to light. The unknown culprits had moved pretty much everything in my office. Some of the items were way off and others just slightly. But still, even slightly I can notice what is off center. My computer screen had been tilted and lifted, the mouse was plugged into another portal, my desk drawers had been switched around and my blinds were tilted upward. The phone had been moved forward a wee bit and my tea cup was not on the coaster.
The perpetrator of this tragedy has not come forward. But I swear on the grave of my beloved chicken, Penny (who died when I was 8 yrs old)......I will find out!

A few weeks back, I wrapped and taped toilet paper around all of the desk items of the officer on front desk duty. This can't be his retribution? Could it? I didn't think he had it in him....lol

The lunch time debate was...................
While using a public restroom or your home bathroom...Do you?
a. Wash your hands before?
b. Wash your hands after?
c. Wash them before and after?

1. One guy said that with everything he touches during the day, he wants his hands clean before he grabs a hold of his dragon before he pees. (yes, he called it a dragon) And since he knows that he is clean because the tissue paper is between him and his skin, he doesn't wash after.
2. Another one said that since he technically doesn't touch an open orifice, the need to wash his hands before is a moot point. But he does wash after so he doesn't spread any germs. (but if his fingers don't touch an orifice, then why does he feel he would spread germs?)
3. Two others said that they wash before and after because the germs are everywhere, so why trust anyone? They went on to say that they use hand cleaner throughout the day.
4. Only one guy said that he has never washed before or after and nothing has happened to him. His thoughts on this were scientific. He said that it doesn't matter because for germs to be truly killed off, the water would have to be so hot, it would cause 3rd Degree burns. So it is a waste of time.
5. A few said that they don't wash at home, period. (I hope these two aren't the cooks in the house)



Are you a, b or c?

Man jailed after attacking mosque with package of bacon
(Source) msnNOW.com; 1 day ago

As far as hate crimes go, this has to be one of the more memorable. Wayne Stilwell has been sentenced to 10 months after launching a "bacon attack" on the Central Mosque in Edinburgh, Scotland. In January, the 25-year-old wrapped the door handles of the mosque with bacon before throwing strips of the pork product through the doors and onto the floor because he knew that "Muslims regard bacon as unclean." Stilwell was caught on security camera and later arrested. On Tuesday, the day that he was sentenced, Stilwell's attorney said that his client was sorry about his offensive actions and was ready to begin his prison sentence.
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A hate crime? Really? I would classify this as pure and simple vandalism. Nothing more.
The crime he should be charged with is wasting good bacon!
How many times have we joked about this or heard someone say that they would love to do this?

News from the family. My niece in Germany is going to have a baby girl in 5 months. My Great Niece in Kelseyville is also pregnant. Both of them made their announcements tonight. This makes the count of nieces/nephews up to 43. I have been an aunt since I was about 5 years old. My brother is younger than his first niece and nephew. The scariest part of this is that in about 10 years some of my Great Great Nieces and Nephews will be old enough to have babies. And yes, all of them are blood kin. My family is full of horny little buggers. During one year, I was pregnant and at the same time, so were 3 of my sisters, my brothers wife and one niece...lol

Life goes on and on and on in my family.

I am so pleased that my sons never followed this trend when they were growing up. I saw a kid wearing his pants so low that he was grabbing his belt as he was walking. Why didn't he just wear his pants normally? He wouldn't have the need to grab them to keep them from falling past his knees. I am far from not knowing what is trendy or fashionable. but I do know what is disgusting.



AMEN TO THIS!!


There are some city schools with ordinances prohibiting this trend. Unfortunately, the parents of the kids end up suing for violation of rights. How about my rights not to see their dirty chonies?

In status earlier, Lennyluv put up a status and it reminded me of a song, so I started to sing it and now it won't leave my head.

I could be out in public and it wouldn't matter. What can I say? I've got the music in me *tee hee* Ever since I was young, I will break out in a song when one crosses my mind or when I say something that reminds me of a song. At times, I will dance to the song I am singing. Hey, I am not ashamed. White girls can dance...lol My sons loved it when they were growing up and now they do it too....lol. My friends will pretend that I am not with them, occasionally sing along or laugh. My co-workers will either laugh, sing along, roll their eyes or call others over to listen. I have noticed that some of them have broken out of their inhibited shells and have been caught singing in their offices. I am like mold......lol. I grow on people.
Earlier today one of the officers told me that the facility felt empty without me. All of a sudden..BAM! The song "Without Me" by Eminem popped into my head and BAM! again, I started to sing the song and even busted a move or two.

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

The men I work with are used to my goofy ways and are no longer shocked by my personality.
I know that I am not the only one who does this. What was the last song you sang out loud?

I feel good! *channels James Brown*

How do you feel at this very moment? Let it out!