On Sunday morning, I headed south because someone I care about is having 6 melanoma skin cancers removed from his legs. The father of my boys means a great deal to me..... so when I was asked to be there, I knew that it was the right thing to do. My ex and I have been good friends before and after we split. During our split, we knew that we would remain friends. We shared a life and we love our sons. Being friends is natural to us. I packed a few bags and off I went. Cancer scares even the biggest and bravest of men....even I know that.

My drive was eventful and I will get back to that when I have the time. For now, I leave you will this pic. I was driving south over the mountains of Highway 1. The mountain in the distance is the highest one on this route. When it came into view, man did my eyes light up! This particular mountain does not have road barriers to keep the cars from careening off of the side. So When I noticed that it was engulfed with fog....lol....I thought "Ooooooooooh what fun!" How awesome that every where else the sky is bright and sunny, but this lone area is engulfed in a blanket of thick fog.


Due to this trip, the blog challenge will be postponed. We can pick up with the fun when I return. I will also catch up with all of the blogs. I hope everyone had a good weekend. xoxoxo

This Lego submission id dedicated to Qute. The Hick Chick Fantastico! Luv ya's!



Cover, I have a good reason for missing Lego Saturday. I had been cooped up in the house for a few days and had to hobble on down to the beach to relax and play. (see below)

xoxoxo

I had to get out! I used my beach chair as a cane and found a wonderful spot to kick back and relax on the sand. My fantasies of being ravished on the beach took over. It all started when I was rubbing the tanning oil on my tummy. I wanted so badly to be seduced right there. Ladies, you know that tingly feeling around the clit?.....well....I took advantage of a 'some what empty beach" and played. This is how naughty I was at the beach.




(Look past the bruises on the top right....lol)

Lilll and I have been chatting about a Safety Plan. You know.... just in case we ever meet or go on an adventure together. Since Lilll and I are accident prone (through no fault of our own) she and I have come up with some ideas to keep us safe and to make sure others don't face their demise while they are with us.

1. It would be just the two of us. Why risk the life and/or several limbs of some innocent person?
2. We should wear identification bracelets. This would make sure our next of kin and doctors are notified.
3. We will avoid any sharp objects, hills, rocky roads or slippery services. Hell, just call in the bomb squad and have them clear the road for us.
4. Notify all ER's in a 10 mile radius. I wonder? Should the radius be more?
5. Alert the Flight Medics to remain on the tarp.
6. Leave all cameras off. That tends to distract me and causes me to lose track of where I am. This would also protect Lilll, since she would probably dive to save me.
7. Carry flares and multiple cell phones.
8. Take a dog with us. You know, like Lassie. That way we can say "Girl, we need help....go get help"
9. Carry a First Aid Suitcase. A kit is too small. It would have to be a suitcase.
10. This one is the most important one. We need Bubble Wrap! Since we cannot guarantee that the above cautionary moves will protect us, we need someone to roll us in some bubble wrap. I think head to toe will do it. Just leave some holes for our eyes, ears, nose and mouth.

I think the list is complete. Don't you?

See how well the bubble wrap plan would work? She and I would bounce right to safety.

Name hidden to protect the...well......to protect the misinformed.


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Most of us have received emails like this. And boy oh boy do I have some doozies saved! I am not keen on sharing them with others because it really doesn't serve a purpose, other than to make you giggle. But maybe I should start? Since I was at home sick all day, I thought that this time I would share..(blame it on the meds) This is far from the worst one I have received but it did make me giggle. Ladies, you know what this feels like and so do some of you men. Of course I did answer him. I make it a point to answer even the gross and utterly slimy emails with tact and decorum. It's how I roll.

Oh and by the way, they usually offer to shove their cocks up my ass....*snicker*

It was late in the day and I had decided to write some reports at the picnic area down by the bay. I was walking along the trail which is shared by those who walk and those who chose to ride their bikes. Well as luck would have it, guess what hit me? A cute guy on a mountain bike. He was going too fast for the corner and didn't see me and BAM! It wasn't too bad. I did survive. He clipped my left leg and knee and I stumbled backwards, tripped up pn my right foot, fell backwards and braced myself with my right hand. Some soldiers on a PT Run stopped to make sure that I was okay and helped me get up. People wanted to call the medics, but I just wanted help to the truck so I could go to the docs officer. It was rather sweet of an Army Major to carry me.....ooo la la. Such cuties!

So I hobbled into the ER and here I am...lol


After the doctor examined me, the end result is this: A sprained wrist, a twisted right ankle, a jammed/sprained left knee and various bruises. I want to know how I got a bruise on my upper inner thigh....lool


My Daddy always told me to take chances, because you never know what might be around the next corner. Little did I know, it would be a maniacal bicyclist trying to maintain his girlish figure...tee hee. And to think that some of you had bets that I would do some damage last Saturday during my kayak adventure. Proved you wrong now didn't I? HA HA HA!

Damn straight I love my country! Through thick and thin, She is the best and everyone turns to her for help. Our Military is the best and we ROCK! I have family members who have served in each branch. Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and the Coast Guard. I not only support them with my heart, but also with my money and give to the veterans. My support is also on my truck with a sticker on the front window.


My truck is adorned with my patriotism. Front, front back and inside.


Inside of my home are two of my finest possessions. 1. A picture of my father as he dressed every day in his police uniform. He not only served his country in the Navy, but he served his city. 2, The wooden flag that he gave me.


Red, White and Blue! I look good in those colors. I am as American as Apple Pie, The Constitution, Base Ball and a Chevy Truck. I also adore California. The weather cannot be beat and if you don't mind an earthquake or two, the living is great! The Poppy is the state flower and the bikini is the state fashion....lol. I combined them both.


This is my country and my pride. I know that I went over the rule amount for pics, but durn it! I am a proud American. It is worth the wet noodle spankings.

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My sim card in the older cell phone brought back one of my favorite ring tones. One of the best spaghetti westerns of all time...."The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" Yeah buddy! I had this tone when I was traveling for a certain law enforcement agency (nameless of course) and it seemed to fit my agency very well. During one of my assignments, I was sitting with several Mexican Officials in Oterro, New Mexico when it happened...lol. During the briefing The Good, The Bad and The Ugly theme song began to blare. The director says "Whose cell phone is that? I spoke up and took the blame. Here I thought I was going to be reprimanded for having the cell on, but I didn't. The Director told me that he thought I was already cool, but because of the ring tone, I went up higher in cool points....lol. He promptly put that song on his cell phone.

I was thinking....(yes, that's bad) that I want to choose another tone. What do you think?
Rawhide
The Lone Ranger
Folsom Prison Blues
Ghost Riders in the Sky
Theme from Batman

Maybe you can come up with something else?

**Sorry, but I am running late on my entry for the CouNNtry Pride Blog Challenge. Please stay tuned on this channel.

For now I will share with you a bizarre incident that happened after my kayak adventure. I had mentioned in the previous blog that I had my phone with me. I used my phone to take some great pics and three small videos and I was pumped up to show them to you. But for now, those pics and vids might have to wait. When you are out on the ocean everything that you have gets soaked in salty sea air and the moisture from the ocean. When I arrived back on shore, I made sure to set my camera in the sun so it could air out. Just in case the cell phone was moist, I dismantled it so everything could heat up and dry. I changed out of my wet suit and had a snack right there on the bench. I packed everything up and walked outside. I noticed that I left the cell battery on the bench. Now this was about 3 minutes later, so why worry right? When I walked back to the rest area, the battery was gone! I asked the 4 women if they had seen it and they all looked at each other and shook their heads no. Tell me? What freak takes a battery that belongs to a 5 year old Nokia Flip Cell Phone?

That is the reason I am unable to post the other pics and the video of the playful Harbour Seals.
**Oh, and by the way, contrary to belief....no...your Smart Chip/Sim Card does NOT transfer everything over to another phone. I put my sim card in an older phone and nothing from my current phone popped up. It was the same information that was on my old phone. WTH? It turns out, you have to save everything to the sim card and not just the phone. Freaking technology! No one told me this..lol

First off, my freaking hands and wrists are still sore...lol. My entire body feels good from the work out and I am so loving that. The day went well (except for the phone thing) and I enjoyed it much more than I could have imagined. Here are some of the pictures from my day. Because I am still so overwhelmed by it all, I will describe the day as best as I can.

The water was smooth and at times, very rough. But I trekked on. I went under the wharf and saw starfish that were close to 2 feet wide. Holy Shikies I screamed!..lol. Around the wharf were jellyfish galore shining with orange, white or green shades. I could not take pics of this beauty because I was under the wharf and if I didn't keep the paddles moving, I would have crashed into the pilings. After I paddled in and around under the wharf, I started to head on over to the rock jetty.

This is where I was spotted by the the Harbour Seals. The Kayak people didn't warn me that they love to interact with the kayakers. By the time I knew it, I was surrounded! They were jumping all around me doing flips, nudging my kayak for attention, popping their heads up and laying them across my kayak and just coasting along with me. I am very sure my laughter was as loud as their barks.


I was laughing so hard I forgot that I had my camera and phone. I did get a few short videos and some great shots on my phone (explanation later) but it was tricky even doing that. So I held on to the kayak oar to keep from drifting away with the swells and called Guitar. I think I broke his ear drum from the laughter and the excitement. Words cannot describe the intensity of the moment that I spent with those spectacular creatures. They were inches from me!


As I paddled away, they followed me. But it was time to wave goodbye. After I thought it couldn't get any better....then came the otters. They were an illusive bunch. They love to play hide and seek in the kelp beds and under the kayaks. It was hard getting their pictures, but I did my best. They also loved swimming around the kayak, but those suckers are FAST! I was lucky to get a few shots.


I was off to the rocks to hang out with the Sea Lions. They are much larger than the Harbour Seals and will play, but are more aggressive. I knew not to stop and take pics of them around the kayak. If I did, their weight would have pushed me over. So I carefully, with one hand, took this shot. The Sea Lion giving me that look, jumped into the water and was swimming underneath me. I could feel his weight brushing below the kayak...lol


I spent 4 hours out in the ocean. I went about a mile out and that is as far as I wanted to go. The swells were huge. I am no stranger to the ocean or any type of water. My days of surfing, sailing, skiing, boogie boarding and body surfing taught me well. I do know the dangers. So I headed on back to the shore because if you get too tired so far out, it is dangerous coming back in. I am still walking on air from my kayak adventure! I plan on doing that again!

*I will explain my cell phone ordeal later. I do not want to put anything negative in such a happy blog.