tight_wet_lips
Gift PremiumOdd yet delightfully intriguing. Morbid yet very very sweet. Sarcasm is part of who I am.....deal with it.
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| Friday, March 1, 2013, 7:14:29 PM- I interrupt a blog for some thing more important. | ||||||
Please go read Bettysswollocks blog. I will be posting pics of myself dressed like a man to support this. I would rather look (and I do) at the men in lingerie with their proud bodies, than to look at the same (ad nauseum) poses of just men and women naked. I thought this site was all about variety, diversity, freedom of sexuality and fetishes? **update. NN has reversed his decision. Our plans to post as men isn't needed. But thank you to those who wanted to paticipate. | ||||||
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| Friday, March 1, 2013, 5:40:10 AM- You know this has happened to many of us. | ||||||
![]() Remember, don't let one pussy take your mind off of the important pussy. | ||||||
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| Thursday, February 28, 2013, 7:00:01 PM- Co-signing on loans | ||||||
My Dad had a stern and constant answer for anyone asking him to co-sign a loan. "NO, Not at all" He wouldn't even co-sign for family members or even his own children. It didn't make him a bad man, it made him a wise man. As little as he had, he paid his own bills and on time. My niece called and asked me to co-sign a loan for a car. My response was "No, Not at all" I wasn't going to preach to her, but I was going to suggest a temporary 2nd job so she could earn it, but she hung up on me before I could suggest it. Oh well. Views? Sign for a loan? I mean, even if they are responsible, what if something happened and you are stuck? | ||||||
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| Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 9:42:06 PM- Red and Blue behind me. | ||||||
I was pulled over (again) for excess of speed. Yes, I was going fast. As a matter of fact I was going 74 mph in a 65 mph on the freeway. I was ready for him..... Engine off, Radio off, Window down, License and Registration at the ready and a smile. He approached and asked: CHP: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: Why yes I do! I was traveling in excess of speed of 9 mph over the 65 speed limit. **big grin** He was so shocked by my admittance of guilt that he stood there for a few seconds and said "You ruined my opening line" I was let go with a warning when I said "We can do this over again if you want?" This time I wasn't let go because of my boobs. Sometimes a sense of humor and making an officer laugh will do it. [img]http://www.animated-gifs.eu/transportation-police/0029.gif[/img] | ||||||
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| Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 5:59:28 AM- I miss my best friend | ||||||
She was great at showing "The Hand".....we all know what that means...lol L. did it constantly. I wished I had counted how many times in one day that she would do it. It was funny to hear her say "What Ever" While performing *the hand / neck snapping / head tilting / eye rolling* combo. It was perfection!! I was never one to do "The Hand" She did it enough for the two of us. It never bothered me, but man did people dislike her for it. Then again, a lot of people didn't like her. But L didn't care. She had me! Hahahaha. L is in my heart and she is in my memories each time I see anyone giving "The Hand" gesture. Gotta love those irritating yet lovable mannerisms. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, February 26, 2013, 10:04:24 PM- Who says white dogs can't dance? | ||||||
![]() 1.. 2.. 3.. cha cha cha.....1.. 2.. 3...cha cha cha | ||||||
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| Tuesday, February 26, 2013, 7:19:45 AM- Remembering who I am and what I can do. | ||||||
The soft nature of a person does not mean weakness. Remember: Nothing is softer than water, but it's force can break the strongest of rocks. Rishika ![]() After work I wanted to watch the ocean waves crash against the rocks. Today it was important to remember this quote and the meaning behind it. | ||||||
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| Monday, February 25, 2013, 10:34:07 PM- I am going through withdrawals. | ||||||
Too busy to read the precious blogs that I enjoy so much? You bet! It sucks! I am going through withdrawals. Is there an intervention group for that? It doesn't matter who writes them, I will read them. Tonight! I will read the blogs. The curiosity is killing me! lol. Yes, I am a goober. | ||||||
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| Monday, February 25, 2013, 7:31:24 AM- Darn sister, she has a habit of calling late. | ||||||
phone rings. It's M. M: Hi! What time is it there? Me: Um? M, you live in Oregon, not the other side of the world. M: Well you said that you might be going to see the boys in San Diego this weekend. Me: Um? M???? San Diego is still in the same time zone. M: I guess I must still be on Florida time. Me: Oh, did you go see the grandkids? M: No. Why? This woman has a Teaching Degree, a Masters Degree in Arts and a Bachelors in Business. I wonder if she has stuck a fork in a toaster one time too many. I can sleep now. She is safely tucked in bed. | ||||||
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| Monday, February 25, 2013, 1:22:31 AM- *ugh* The future is in the hands of the young. | ||||||
I am so disappointed in the young. I over heard two teenagers talking. They appeared to be in high school. Here are a couple of wonderful comments. "Where is you going?" "You ain't not gonna buy that" "You gets the cookie dough" and there were a couple of "Why fors" in there. If I uttered one word that was improper when speaking, my Dad was all over me. | ||||||
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