So this guy goes into a bar sits down and orders a stiff mixed drink..Drinks it and looks in his pocket and orders another one...He does this three more times..finishes his drink and looks in his pocket.. finally after ordering the forth drink and looking in his pocket the bartender asks "Sir may I ask you a question?".. The man replies "you may". So the bartender proceeds to say "I've noticed that after every drink and before you order another you look in your pocket". "Why may I ask why?" The man responds "You sure may, You see it's a picture of my wife and when she starts looking good I go home!" |