I have been conducting an experiment over the last week. I have not done any tidying up in the bathroom, just outa curiousity to see what happened......Well tonight I hit my threshold......
I put 8 towels into the washing and had to pick up 6 of the carboard bits from the middle off loo rolls into the bin, as well as loads of other stuff that you dont really wanna know about

That was the experiments bit.......now for the lessons....
I let my eldest straighten my hair tonight and I must have told her about 20 times to PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE watch my ears!
Now, it aint that I have big ears; I kinda like my ears....(I have very sexy ears if you must know)
The thing is, I now have a very straight left ear.....with a nasty burn on it!!!
DAMNNNNNN KIDS!!