Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle as a Leicester couple learned having driven to ASDA and then having their car breaking down.
The man told his wife to continue shopping while he fixed the car. Later the wife returned to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, the man was wearing shorts, and with his lack of underpants his private parts were now glaringly public ones!!
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucking everything back into place again. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching her.
The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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