willow01's blog post - Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's

Thursday, May 10, 2007, 5:17:08 PM
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry
& that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was bynow enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road trying tolicking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?



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mdguy on 10-May-07 18:07:55
OMG! LMAO!!

scotguy29 on 10-May-07 19:17:40
Classic joke

imalilhothead on 11-May-07 0:09:39
ROFLMKAO jesus willow i cant hardlyh thype lol

f-wankenstein on 16-May-07 10:09:07
LMAO! That's why I only try licking my balls in the comfort of my sofa :p