Out of the mist came a man on a mission, moving quickly between the crowds of people, taking his "targets" out quick & simple! Long lines of people are the only thing to hold him up, and then back to the car, to get home for tea and medals....!

Mission complete.....

Todays music is by Drowning Pool - Bodies (aka lets invade Iraq theme tune)

Xmas shopping, I must do it I guess.....going to do it asap. I going all out and only calling at two stores....lol....gift cards are the way to go. Well most of my family just have way to much money to think about, and they have everything that they want, so gift cards/vouchers are the way to go I think.

Todays music is by Spice Girls - Viva Forever

Ok people I need to moisturise! Which is the best that you can buy for under $50 per bottle? I am currently using E45 moisturising lotion, every night and when I shave and shower afterwards I use baby oil to seal in the water.......Just to be clear here I am a modern man, and we now moisturise! It really does help with the "razor burn", and helps me keep my good looks....lol.

Todays music is by Maria Carey - Vision Of Love

Got to love xmas shopping....spending loads of money on people that you only see once a year etc. I have decided to spend less this year, to hell with them all. I could even make home made gifts next year and really please everybody....lol! I am going green this year by using the cheapest, thin'est(?), most nasty xmas cards that you can buy. I am calling them air mail cards, and less card means less forests cut down to make them right???? If only Juicy's underware was this thin eh ??? I live in hope.......x

Todays music is by SugaBabes - Stronger

Well I got asked to leave work today. I turned up for my shift and they asked to leave. Unlucky for them the area manager was in the building and so I told him what had been going on! He really likes me and told me not worry, but I said that it was to late for me. And that I would send him a letter about what had gone on, and let him decide on what to do from there. My ex-bosses were not happy at me talking to him, as it drop them in the sh1t....lol. Just wait until the letter hits the desk at head office. I can see some people being moved around thats for sure.


Todays music is by Jose Gonzalez - Heartbeats

Answers on a this blog please.....

Music for this blog is by; James Brown - Sex Machine

I was reading MD's take the posting of photos and two things struck me. The first is that I have always welcomed people being sexy and making a photo for me, and the second is that I have never had the time to make some REALLY good photos for my own profile. I mean I did try once to take some top drawer photos for my profile, but they looked really bad indeed. Also I have tried to take them during sex, and that was even worse! I think I need a proper photo person to take them I reckon?

Anyway back to the making photos for people, I would say that if they don't reply to the photo then delete it and leave that person alone.

Thats my 2 pence's worth as we say around here.....x

Todays music is by Barry Manalow - If Tomorrow Never Comes

Well I asked for my leaving date to be changed at work, and they at first said yes, but then after an hour or so they said no! So at the worst time of the year to leave work, and with me offering to stay on to work, they have turned around and said NO!!!!! OMG what complete co2k.....so I am now glad to be leaving so much. Got another interview to be done asap, for a job with a car and loads of hard cash...lol. If I get it then I will be happy, if not then the other job will be cool as well. What can I say about the sing car woman, she's really nice and totally fit..x But I can't see it working as she is just plain crap in bed. Now I know that I am not the worlds best lover, but come on....I guess I will have to explain the problem. Lets start at the beginning....I know that most people (i.e blokes!) have a set way of doing things in the bedroom. They start with a heavy kissing session, then oral sex.....and then some shagging in a few positions...then the orgasm's....roll over and fall alseep. Well I try at all costs not to do this, its just plain boring and just doesn't turn me on at all. So here's my "battle plan".
1. Kissing and stroking each other for as long as we can bare it.
2. Very slow shagging, along with the kissing.
3. Repeat part one again.
4. Move on to oral sex, try not to make the other person cum. This really does drive girls nuts, really nuts.
5. Repeat part one again.
6. Shagging until both orgasm, hopefully her first.....99% of the time this happens, and I am not lying either!
7. Repeat all until one of you falls a sleep.

Now I don't normally differ from this plan and I have never had any problems, but this girl wanted just a shag and thats it! How rude.....I feel so used now......I mean shaggings great and all that but it can get boring after a while. It got to a point where I was trying to see how loud I could make her groan & grunt. I even tried to make a tune out of it.....lol. Anyway she had her orgasm (I thought of some NN photos and that did the trick!...lol) After which she turned over and said "I can tell that you have done this before" and then turned over and fell a sleep. I then had a shower and got back into bed and cuddled up to her until the day break. I did wake her up with some oral sex, which suprised her a bit...lol. All I got was toast and coffee....

I think I won't be seeing her agian, she was a nice girl but not for me. I mean having a orgasm and then falling a sleep, what a "bloke".......

Todays music is by B - Witched - Blame It On The Weatherman

You know when somebody gives you a smile and the "look", well do you always act on it, or do you think that somethings are never meant to be and leave it. I was thinking about this today at work, because I got a "look" of a fellow work mate and was thinking about following it up. Not to sure if this would be a good thing? Anyways I am sure at the Xmas bash, with some beer inside me I will be up for anything....lol.

Todays music is by the Bee Gees - Massachusets

Just incase you haven't noticed yet but the songs really do match the blogs quite well! x

I knew that subject would get you read this blog ! ..... lol. Been looking for a new car, as the current one is up for sale now. Going to get a small one, and do some driving holidays this later on next year. OMG one more thing to tell you all about, and that is the hot new staff that are working for the company now. Damm hot is all that I can say.....and not having had sex for a while means I am like a dog on heat around them!....x REALLY can't wait for xmas staff party, and what will happen then????

Todays music track is by Kim Wilde - If I Can't Have You