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maraff
Joined 12 years ago
Last login 1 year ago
Ethically responsible employer in the real world, so it's nice to be employed as an irresponsible eejit in this most surreal of all worlds called NN. Exclusively 'ere for the asylum that is status which provides not only an alternative to crosswords, but also a bit of light entertainment in between work, rest and play to stimulate and keep sharp what brain cells I have left after years of drunken abuse. It further gives me the assurance that there are other like minded loonies in the world who torque even more borroques than wot I do - even with all their brain cells intact and without even tryin'.
*Oh and despite being a fully affiliated member of C.O.M.P.A.S.S. I always follow the social distancing regulations and etiquette and obey the 10 minute armistice rule prior to the commencement of excrement agitation and urine extraction.
** Please note further that you have not been charged for this information. At my age I tend to walk at a leisurely pace instead.
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What an amazing body Mrs voxexcouple2 has, over there on the left hand side of the page,absolute perfection.
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My NN Status: | |
I am: | Male |
Age: | 66 |
Sexual Preference: | Girls |
Am Seeking: | No one at the moment |
Marital Status: | Single |
In relationship with: | lynskey |
Children: | None |
Member Since: | 14-Feb-12 |
Last Logged In: | 12-Sep-22 |
Location: | Liverpool, United Kingdom |
About
Star Sign: | Libra | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Is Following: | The ones who take themselves far too seriously. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Is Looking For: | Anything! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Interests: | Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Nature, Computers / Internet, Politics, Cricket, Food / Wine, Football / Soccer / Rugby | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Other: | The 4 "F"s ;- Footy, Fishing,Fosters and Fucking or more specifically the 4 "L"s - Liverpool FC, Ledgering, Lager and Lechering. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Self Description
What Makes Me Happy: | The incredible ways women react to their orgasms, some scream, some shout for their god, some faint,some cry, some twitch uncontrollably but they all smile when they come back down to earth |
What Makes Me Sad: | Bad timing on two occasions in my life, situations I can never recover now. |
What Makes Me Mad: | Modern day bollocks, television, patriotism, political correctness, politicians, religion, hypocrites, racists, selfishness and cruelty. |
My Bad Habits: | I shave my legs once a month and go by the name of "Brenda" all that weekend. |
My Final Thoughts: | The meaning of life is... being a real orificer and a genitalman by only leaning on my elbows in bed but never at the table and trying not to slurp - either in bed or at the table. |
Comments
AdeleGingerRaine
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Where are you...I miss you and Lynskey 😞
SexyEnglishBabe
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Hope everything is OK and you're back soon
GottaBeMe
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Merry Christmas raffy! I miss your witty banter! 😊🎄🎅
flitterbee
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Hope you are well Mr Waffna, not seen you in for a long time :) xx
MitchandDaisy
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Hiya 'raff haven't seen you around in a while, hope all is well.
theg3964
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I'm in Delaware, close to Rehobeth beach and Ocean City Maryland
maraff
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Hey,happy new year to youz lot. May your cups runneth over and your blood rushes to all the right places at the right times in 2022..
Canislupis890
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Happy new year hope you have a great night
caswer
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Happy new year!!!!
BuxomXhunter
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Wishing you a very Merry Christmas, big smile, cheers
Allure
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Merry Christmas to you xxxxxx
GottaBeMe
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Merry Christmas, raff! 🤶🎄
mojo75nz
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Merry Christmas buddy hope you have a good one 🎄
mojo75nz
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Merry Christmas buddy hope you have a good one 🎄
Artistic
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🎁🤶Merry Christmas🎅🎄 xx Arty
maraff
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Not as good as yours though ;)
MellieK
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Loving this profile 😉😂
maraff
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You are very welcome.
cumonelizabeth
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Hi Ian. Thank you so much for the sweetest PM. Xoxoxo
maraff
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Well thank you and I will ask her to pucker up,lol.
Jersey__Girl
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Love your profile pic. Kisses to lynskey.
Profile last updated: 19-Nov-21