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OK, I’m not completely there yet but on my way.

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Rock on baby boomers! Have a great weekend peeps

Anyone catch the super bowl? Wow, nice game, even nicer being my Giants won! Poor Tom Brady (Patriots quarterback) took a little beating...hehe. He was probably kissing the turf more last night than kissing Gisele Bundchen the night before I put the hurt on that chili I made, or should I say that chili put the hurt on me. I thought the super bowl commercials were OK, nothing that was really hilarious but I thought these were my favorites:

[url]http://tv.popcrunch.com/super-bowl-2008-ad-e-trade-baby-spits-up-commercial-video/[/url]

[url]http://www.cashfordebt.net/2008/02/03/watch-etrade%E2%80%99s-superbowl-commercials-now-2-feb-08/[/url]

Oh well, Monday Monday and my ass is dragging. Hope everyone’s Monday goes by without a hitch. Have a good one ppl

Anyone gonna watch the Super Bowl? Even for the commercials? I plan to, being my home team the Giants are in it, I have to watch. Planning on making some Super Bowl food. To start off, some three meat chili which has a combination of ground beef, smoked sausage and pork sausage. For dessert, gonna try this Brownie Crunch recipe. It’s basically a brownie mix that you layer with Twix bars in the middle of the mix and bake, yum!

I’ll leave you with this silly joke:



A cheating spouse


A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he
didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
The following day he received following report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. Man come to house. I watch. He and your Wife leave house.
I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she.
She strip he. He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee


Have a great weekend ppl and Go Giants!

Do you know of a movie that makes you cry every time you watch the dam thing? Me, it would be Jerry McGuire. I don’t know why, that movie gets me every time. I suppose I can relate to it from personal experiences. I think it’s a great movie and has many messages within it. Basically the main character played by Tom Cruise finds something more important than money, he finds true friendship and love. I think Cruise, Cuba Gooding, Jr., and Renée Zellweger all did an excellent job w/ this movie.

I now have that Bruce Springsteen song in my head from this movie which I’ll leave you with. A melancholy Mick right now. What’s your movie that always gets you?


[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTl0QEULDA8[/url]

When being married, men eventually start learning woman phrases and what they actually mean. It’s almost like learning a secondary language for us men. For the single guys, pay attention to this and take notes. For the married guys, you probably already know some if not all of these phrases:

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOD7VwGmdk[/url]

C'mon ladies, how true is this???

Saw a movie last night with my wife called P.S. I love you with Hilary Swank who I find sexy....in a peculiar way :/ Yes, I know, it's a chicky movie but I must say that I enjoyed it. It basically was about a young woman whose husband dies and she goes through the grieving process and eventually learns how to move on. I'm making it sound dreadful but the movie was done in such a way that it was not as sad as it sounds. It was touching and done with a sense of humor too.

I now have that James Blunt song in my head from this movie:

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3c32wBYdU0[/url]

But hey, its OK, this song can stay in my head for a little while.
My wife woke up with a sore throat this morning...Oh no, she must be getting what I'm trying to get over right now. She’s in for it now the poor thing

Have a good weekend ppl and Go Giants. Those cheeseheads are going down!

OK, I’ve been sick with the flu. What pisses me off is that I had a flu shot in October. Now granted, I know they say it does not prevent the flu but if you do get it, the symptoms will be less severe. My comment to that...bullshit! Between the aches and the fever, it basically feels like I have the flu just as anyone who did not have the shot. I had 100.6 temperatures this morning, its horrible. One minute I’m freezing, and then 30 minutes later, I’m a bucket of sweat. I'm hoping these symptoms will not last very long, we'll see.

This is so much fun. Hope everyone is doing better than I am today. I’m gonna chug back some Nyquil and go to bed.

OK, this really gets me. I went to the drug store last night to pick up a few things for this dam cold. Btw MD, your right, Ricola cough drops work well and they taste fairly good as far as cough drops go. Anyway, I was in a rush to get back home so I’m in the drug store and I walk to the front of the store to checkout. There’s this guy with his daughter in front of me paying for some school supplies. He then pulls out a checkbook! Of course, I’m in a rush and this guy is going to write a check!
I’m sorry but this just ticks me off. Why do people still write checks at retail stores??? I was like, dude, get a dam debit card already, sweet Moses!

So I’m waiting for this guy to write out his check with the cute little sailboats on it while listening to Barry Manilow’s Copacabana over the store intercom. The cashier then asks for his driver’s license of course. This guy is fumbling around for it. (You would think he would know at this point that their going to ask for your license!) The cashier then proceeds to right down his driver’s license number at a glaciers pace. *Big sigh* Meanwhile I started thinking about this guy in front of me. I was saying to myself...I bet this guy still has dial up at home along with an external Commodore modem connected to his Pentium PC running Windows 95 with 32Mb RAM.
This dude probably still has a rotary phone at home. Yeah, you know, those old phones mounted on the wall along with the 12 inch phone cord that makes you stand up next to the phone while you’re using it. You’ve seen these before, like on the Andy fucking Griffith show or maybe, I Love Lucy. Yeah that’s who this guy reminds me of, Fred Mertz. I wonder if ol Fred here is going to rent a movie...on VHS or maybe Beta once he’s done here torturing me. Yeah I bet ol Fred’s VHS is connected to one of those converter boxes, which connects to his black and white TV with the rabbit ears that has a coat hanger wrapped around it with some aluminum foil on the ends. Hmmm, Maybe he’ll just go home and listen to his record collection in 45rpm. Yeah, checkout ol Fred here. I bet he only has sex with his wife in the missionary position...with his clothes on. All of the sudden I heard, Sir? Are you ready to checkout? I suddenly snapped out of my Fred Metz trance and stepped up and paid for my stuff and got the hell out of there.

OK, I’m done w/ my rant. Sorry to get into too much detail here on my thoughts of this and I know I have no patience but can anyone else relate to this???

Woke up with a scratchy throat this morning. I found some old cough drops in my medicine cabinet. In desperation I tried one. Holy shit I thought I was going to vomit. Who the hell uses these things? It’s like sucking on a cherry flavored aspirin for Christ sake. Its one of those menthol flavor ones too. It smells like that stuff you rub on a sports injury. So not only do I have a sore throat but an upset stomach to go along with it from that fucking cough drop. I know, I’m such a wuss.

Guess I’ll back to my green tea w/ honey. I may be off to the drug store for some better tasting cough drops though. Anything has to be better than these.

Don’t you hate button fly! Ladies maybe not so much but guys, come on. My wife bought me some new boxers with button fly. I recently wore these with my button fly jeans. Shit, it was like busting into Fort Knox when trying to take a piss. I was in a crowded Men’s room, I walk over to the urinal and first unbutton three buttons on my jeans. Then I have to fish around for that one tiny button on my boxers. Mind you, this button is about the size of a small eraser on the end of a pencil. Fuck I thought I was going to piss my pants by the time I was able to get my dick out. The guy next to me must of thought I was jacking off or something.

Making a mental note, don’t wear the button fly boxers with the button fly jeans! I’m I the only one that hates this?