Mickxxx's Blog - page 3

Ok, whats going on here lately??? I’ve noticed quite a few people not in a good mood, pissed off, etc. Did I miss something or is it just the NN blues? Maybe it’s the Osmond family reunion tour? Tell me peeps, what is it?

I had a dentist appointment yesterday morning. I have not been to the dentist in three years, yes, I know, that’s bad and I made a promise to myself to go every six months. Anyway, this morning I woke up and noticed my jaw is actually sore. All I had done was a cleaning but it must have been from holding my mouth open for so long. It kinda feels like I had a long session of oral sex. Anybody ever had that feeling after oral sex??? Its kinda of nice when you know it was related to a long hot oral sex session. Unfortunately I had no oral sex yesterday, giving nor receiving but hey, at least my teeth are clean

Glad its Friday, happy Friday peeps!

My mother-in-law is such a pisser. She’s 78 and is so down to earth and tells ya like it is with this wacky sense of humor and she’s still sharp as a tac. She reminds of the comic strip Maxine. Check out the email she sent us the other day. She cracks me up:


I'M getting ready for my colonoscopy, oh boy! I have to be at the hospital at 9:15am. They have had me living on clear liquids for the last two days, plus today. My third day of no food -- I could eat the paint off the wall. This is just a routine checkup.

That jerk of a doctor has discharged me as being okay now, and my blood count is up and I don't have to go to the hospital for shots anymore. Everything is A-OK now. I've been off oxygen for several weeks now. My oxygen intake is up to acceptable now.

I'm going to go through the drive-thru for FOOD on my way home from the hospital. Someone has to drive me. I'm afraid to go into a restaurant today for fear I might shart and mess my pants.

Love, Mom

Thought this was worth sharing:

A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience,
Raised a glass of water and asked
"How heavy is this glass of water?"

Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long you try to hold it.

If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.

If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.

If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.

In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."

He continued,

"And that's the way it is with stress management.

If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later,

As the burden becomes increasingly heavy,

We won't be able to carry on. "

"As with the glass of water,

You have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again.

When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden."

"So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down

Don't carry it home.

You can pick it up tomorrow.

Whatever burdens you're carrying now,

Let them down for a moment if you can."

So, my friends, Put down anything that may be a burden to you right now.

Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while.

I just got my car title in the mail. It was kind of a feeling of accomplishment after paying it off for the past five years. The letter from the car dealership stated I had to go to my DMV to transfer the title so it will make it a “clean” title. Guess that means so it will take their name off the title as the lien even though it does show the lien has been satisfied.

Sure after paying this dam loan for the past five years, go ahead and torture me by sending me to the DMV. Oh well, now time to start saving for that Porsche. I know, dream on, right?

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Work has been real busy lately. Its been cutting into my NN time, how dare they….lol. So if you don’t see much of me in the forum, that’s what I’ve been doing. Been meaning to take some new pics when I get a chance. Gonna watch Dancing w/ the Stars tonight which starts in 10 minutes, I know, I know, but I can’t help it. Love to watch those beautiful woman in those hot costumes dancing and shaking away. One of the few reality shows I’ll watch. Must go now and practice my rumba

We went to this restaurant called Bahama Breeze tonight. It was nice, they had an outdoor bar. It was a beautiful night too, must have been about 70 degrees with a light breeze. The bar area was a bit crowded and they had a fun band playing great music, you know stuff like Bob Marley, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Guess I got caught up in the mood of all of this and had three Bahama Mama drinks while waiting for a table. Man those things were good. Finally our table was ready, I stood up and realized, shit, I’m buzzed. This was the good part. Being it was so crowded, we walked right in front of the band to get to our table. I had to get around this big dude that was dancing believe it or not. Just as I was passing him, he decides to step back. Well, um…I quickly stepped back making sure I was not crushed by this guy. The next thing I knew I knocked over one of the bands microphone stands while they were playing. I quickly picked it up and said, "sorry guys" into the mic. Everyone in bar area laughed including the band members. So that became the joke of the night for me. Anyway, we had a great dinner, I had these killer ribs with this sweet smokey guava barbecue sauce, best ribs I ever had. My friends called me Chevy Chase for the rest of the night not letting me forget my spaze moment I had.

Wow, having my PC repaired did not take long at all. Props to Dell for a quick turn around. My time off NN, or though short as it was, has cleansed my soul of NN forum headaches and blog reading hangovers. Glad to be back

I’ll be off NN for approximately a couple of weeks. My Dell laptop has been acting up again and I figured while its still under warranty, I’ll get it fixed. So I’ll be mailing my computer into Dell for a repair (wish me luck with that). Unfortunately I won’t use my work PC for NN, guess I don’t want to be busted. I’ll catch up with all you NNers soon. - M.