Hun and I were having some fellatio fun in the living room. I fully clothed and he, not so much. Sister walks right in the friggin door just as we were finished and I was 'cleaning up' with a tea towel. She heard me scream and shut the door just quick enough for hunny to scamper his cute lil nekked buns down the hallway to the safety of the bedroom lol.

Had she been 5 minutes sooner, she would have seen something that'd burn a dark hole in her brain for eternity. lol

I went to Save On the other day and bought myself a piece of black and white cake, I ate most of it and that seemed to satisfy my hormonal sweet tooth lol. I will still bake something this week, but something less extravagant than cinn buns. Maybe some cheese bread to make tasty sammiches with...

For NOW, im preoccupied being pissed off and stressed out about my daft sister. She's the eldest of us three and clearly has the most problems learning from her recurrent mistakes. Its so annoying to see, we got into a physical fight two weeks ago about it... pfft, she can't fight her way outta a wet paper bag. Me thinking I got through to her about it, then I see Mr. Dickheads car in the parking lot tonight. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL.... How many times does this dog want to get hit in the head with a shovel???

FACKING GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

One of these things is not like the other....



Frickin dog, such a mother hen.

I feel like getting reaquainted with the oven this weekend, I'm not sure what to make but am open to any suggestions... breads, cakes, cheesecakes, quiches, souffles, coffee cakes, pies, pastries, appys, cookies, tarts, muffins, ......

Im thinking cinnamon buns with rich cream cheese icing, maybe toasted pecans and apple bits if I'm feeling frisky. (raisins gross me out)

Just for gags I'll take a pic of my scary concoction and maybe an action photo of me shoveling some in my face

Not sure why this popped into my head. It was there randomly when I was reading people's posts of offense in heated threads of banter. I got to thinking that people sure take things too seriously and read too much into an online persona's attitude. I read something rather such as: "Oh people like that are so unhappy in their own lives, they just wanna poke sticks at others..." Not word for word, but just a brief example on the type of assumptions one come's across so too often. If I said HALF the 'offensive' or 'mean' or my personal favorite...'catty' shit that pops into my pea brain, all'yall (the redneck plural of y'all lol) would boycott me and shun me from the forums. Except for the odd 'troll'. Prolly would have my ass booted from NN. Maybe that person is very happy, maybe they come here into internet land just to play around and poke sticks at bears (c'mon, it is fun sometimes). Maybe that person just isn't a people person, they aren't up to snuff on the brown nosin, bullshittin others are so easily capable of. Some peeps just don't play nice in the sandbox, hell I don't even play IN the sandbox at all. But my cats shit in it.

lol

Sis decides she is going to stay 'friends' with Dick. Dick and his lil cupcake are apparently just friends also, the pics were explained as part of their twisted sense of humor. Pffft. Cupcake apparently is seeing some guy she met through her bro, another PFFFT. Sis ACTUALLY is stupid enough to beleive this load of garbage.

I am officially washing my hands of this, I dont think my friendship with sis will survive much longer if I dont detach myself. Friendship is taking a break for now, I can't handle this kind of frustration.

Had a dream last night that I was in this unknown house with my oldest sister and some dood who was my brother. My grandpa's ghost was haunting the house, like an evil poltergiest (he was a bad guy) and the three of us were going to perform an excorcism on his ass. But whenever he'd appear to me he'd be smiling and stuff and I thought it was cool to finally meet him (I only knew him as an infant). But then he turned bad and all the animals were afraid. We had one of sis's horses upstairs and he wouldnt come down the stairs and my old kitty Sarah wouldn't either. So afraid he'd hurt them we took the critters outside first, and it was halloween because there were neighborhood kids dressed in stuff as were we, but our costumes had something to do with all the little things that would make this excorism work. Then we were inside the house and I was having bum sex with hunny in the dining room and my grammpa's ghost caught us in the act and started yelling blasphemies about fornicating lol.

I woke up then fell back asleep into the same dream, I don't remember the particulars about the rest.

sis and I were at the bar last night. The song from shania twain, any man of mine came on and as I was watching all the young silly staggette parties stagger all over eachother on the dancefloor I welled up with tears in my eyeballs. No wasn't drunkeness yet, only had two millers by then.

I miss the good ol stupid and easy days sometimes, I miss the familiarity of faces that were never true friends... But they were there.

Sister's live in boyfriend has been cheating on her with a girl who keeps her horses here for quite some time. She found nekkie pics of her on his phone, on top of very obvious clues from around the barn. So he decides hes not 'ready for this' and tells her he is going camping for a while to sort things out. lol. By the way, this is a dood who is a compulsive bullshitter (bullshitting: evidence of a great liar). So already she shouldnt have been taking anything his mouth spewed out to heart. BUT sis is lonely and likes to brush some things under the rug, their easier to deal with that way. But he moved out for good the other night HALLEJULA (sp?) Now I can have my sister back and shit can get back to normal. Im so happy for her, as I know he treated her like a bag of refuse even besides the cheating. I tend to dislike people who treat my loved ones such as that. Not only that, but this guy has a court order stopping him from seeing his younger handicapped sister, unless in the presence of a childcare worker. Not even his parents suffice as a chaperone. There are VERY few reasons the courts would stop a brother from seeing his younger sis.

SO...I volunteered to be the one to give the 'eviction' notice. Kinda sucks cause I love her horses, and we do need her money...but not that bad.

I know I don't have the before pics posted. They are on hun's external hard drive somewhere around here lol. But I'll try and track them down before the final product is done peeling (about 10 days).

It fuckin rocks, Im going back to the same dood to re-colour an ankleband I got two years ago. The dood who did it originally really sucked ass.