1...Every time someone asks you to do something,ASK,Do you want Fries with that. 2...In the Memo Field of all your Checks, Write," For Marijuana". 3...Order a Diet Water whenever you go out for a Meal,With a Serious Face. 4...Specify that your Drive through order,Is TO GO. 5...Sing along at the Opera. 6...Five days in Advance,Tell your friends you can't attend there Party because you have a Headache. 7...When the Money comes out of the ATM,Scream,I WON I WON. 8...When leaving the Zoo,Start running to the Car Park shouting,"Run for your Life,There Loose" And the final way to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity. Pick up a Box of Condoms in the Chemist's go to the Counter and a Ask Were the Fitting Room is. |