alaun's Blog - page 16

Had one of them free leaflets in my letter box today..

It said "How to have SEX at 75",Must give it a TRY I only live at 67........

A Woman has strenghts that amazes Men.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness,love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She's happy and laughs when she is afraid,her love is unconditional.
There's only one thing Wrong with her.
She sometimes forgets she is worth praise in her personality in ever shape,A Mother,A Sister,A Friend,A Daughter, A Teacher and a Wife.....

SHARE this to each and every Woman who is Beautiful in Her way...

1...Money cannot buy Happiness..But it's more comfortable to Cry in a Mercedes than on a Bicycle....
2...Forgive your Enemy...But Remember there Name...
3...Help someone when they are in Trouble...they will remember you when they'er in Trouble again...
4...Many People are Alive...only Because it Illegal to SHOOT them...
5...Alcohol does not solve any Problems...But then again,neither does MILK...

Nothing feels better than Falling in love...It's like a Drug,

Being in love is great but the Giddy falling part is the best,

Stay in love is just plain Hard work,

Guess the thing to do is keep falling in Love over and over again,

ALWAYS with the ONE you can't Live without......

A wise Physician once said to me "I have been practicing medicine for over 30 years and I have prescribed many things:But in the long run I have learned that for most of what Ails the human creature,the best Medicine is LOVE."

"What if it doesn't work.?"I asked...DOUBLE the dose he replied....

We all get Heavier as we get Older because there's a lot more information in our Heads,So I'm not Fat, I'm really Intelligent and my Head just couldn't hold any more so it started Filling the rest of Me......That's My Story and I'm sticking to it.....

This Lady was dyeing,her partner was at her bedside,She said in a tired voice,"There's something I must Confess".."Shush" I said,"There's nothing to confess.Everything is O K"
"No I must Die in Peace,I had SEX with your Brother,your best friend,his best friend and your Father!"..."I know" I whispered,"That's why I Poisoned you,"now close your Eyes!!!!.

Instead of Wishing you were someone else,
Be Proud of who you are.....
You never know who has been looking at You WISHING they were YOU...

You meet Thousands of People,and none of them really Touch you....

And the you Meet that ONE PERSON,and your Life is changed FOREVER.......LOVE...LOVE...LOVE.

If one Day you feel like CRYING.Call Me....I don't promise....that I will make you Laugh...But I can cry with you.

If one day you want to RUN away...Don't be afraid to call me..I don't promise...to ask you to Stop...But I can RUN with you.

If one day you don't want to LISTEN to anyone.Call me...I promise to be there for you...And I promise to be QUIET...

But if one day you call ME...And there is no ANSWER..Come Fast to see me..Perhaps I need YOU.....