Paddy, one of the little people, is planning to Marry,he is he is. so he goes to the the King of the little people and asks him how he can tell if his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.
The King says "Aye Paddy to be sure,all Irish Humans use three things for what they call a Do-it-yourself Virginity Kit.... A can of Red paint,a can of Blue paint and a Shovel".
Paddy asks"Aye to be sure,what do I do with these things oh KING".
The King of the Fairies replies,"Before ye climb into your Bed on your Wedding Night,you paint one of your balls red and the other blue",If she says"That's the strangest Pair of Balls I ever did See....!,You hit Her with the SHOVEL..... |