alaun's Blog - page 17

Missing Someone?....CALL.

Wanna meet up?...INVITE.

Wanna be Understood?....EXPLAIN.

Have Questions?...ASK.

Don't like something?...SAY IT.

Like Something?...STATE IT.

Want Something@...ASK FOR IT.

LOVE Someone?...TELL THEM.

Nobody will know what is in your Mind,
It's better to Express rather than to EXPECT.
You already have the NO...Take the risk of getting the YES.
We just have ONE LIFE keep it SIMPLE!!!!!!!

An English Teacher wrote the words on the Blackboard....

"A Woman without her Man is nothing"

He then asked the class to Punctuate it Correctly....

All the MALES in the class wrote:

" A Woman, without her Man,is Nothing...

All the Females in the class wrote:

"A Woman,without Her,Man is NOTHING...

PUNCTUATION is POWERFUL!!!!!

There are moments in Life when you Miss someone SO much that you just want to Pick them up from your Mind and give them a BIGGG HUGGGGG!!!!!

It's been said that everlasting Friends go long periods of Time without speaking and never question there Friendship. These Friends pick up the Phone like they just spoke yesterday,regardless how long it's been or how far away they live,and they don't hold Grudges.They understand that life is Busy and will always LOVE them.

In this Life I'm a WOMAN.
In my next Life,I'd like to come back as a BEAR.
When you're a Bear,you get to Hibernate.
You do nothing but Sleep for SIX Months.
I could deal with that....

Before you Hibernate,you're supposed to Eat yourself Stupid.
I could deal with that too....

When you're a GIRL BEAR,you birth your Children(who are the size if walnuts)while you're sleeping and wake up to Partially GROWN,CUTE,CUDDLY CUBS.
I could Definitely Deal with that....

If you're MAMMA BEAR. everyone knows you mean business.You Swat anyone who Bothers your CUBS.
If your CUBS get out of line you Swat them too.
I could deal with that...

If you're a BEAR, your mate EXPECTS you to Wake up Growling, He EXPECTS that you will have Hairy Legs and Excess BODY FAT...

YUP...Gonna be a BEAR!!!!!!!

TEENAGERS!Tired of being HARRASSED by your Parents?....

ACT NOW!!!!!

Move OUT. get a JOB. Pay your BILLS while you still KNOW EVERYTHING.....

An Old Man was sitting with his Grandson and said this to him.
"My son,there is a battle between two Wolves inside us all,
One is evil.It is anger,jealousy,greed,resentment,inferiority,lies and ego.
The other is Good,It is joy,peace,love,hope,humanity,kindness,empathy and truth".
The Boy thought about it and asked,"Grandfather,which one Wins".
The Old man quietly replied,"The one YOU Feed"........

I felt sorry for the Hypnotist I went to see the other night...he Hypnotized Seven Guys..then he dropped the mic on his Foot and yelled"FUCK ME"..What happened next will Haunt me for the rest of my days.....

Never Expect,
Never Assume,
Never Ask and never Demand,
Just let it be.
Because if it is meant to be,it will Happen,the way you Want things to Be.....

"Always stand up for what you think is Right,even if you are the only one Standing....