SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."

ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."

mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
that was good. Wow been a while since I was able to cum that hard..and twice today at that. Its amazing how removing some doubts can make room for the positive energy.

/me bids all a good night and leaves with nothing but a smile on

Wow Today was an ok day...but I am wiped out I think.

I went to work like the good little bitch slave I am (jk) andthen spent the day with friends...doing some running around. Nothing exciting just groceries and such.

Then we went to visit a friend who had a baby yesterday. The poor girl. I feel so bad for her. She weighed maybe 100 lbs before getting preggers..then I swear she near doubled by the time she gave birth. So bad she couldn't even walk. Then after inducing her like 11 days PAST her date, she was in labour for 2 1/2 days..and only ever dilated to 1 cm. Nasty.
So a C-section was needed. Now she has infection and is so sick she can't even hold her baby =0(. Nothing says pain to me like puking after a section....OWWWWWWWWWWWIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But on the plus side..she was never supposed to have kids and she proved that wrong..and the baby is sooooooooooo damn cute. I would post a pic but I don't think that would go over well lol

Ok..time to chill out and relax. Feet up, remote in hand, egg in me.

Beach


PS>>>>I hate this effect gas/oil is having on everything...sigh my rent just went up $25...So there goes more hours working OT just to make ends meet. Soon the only thing I am going to be able to afford will be my sanity and we all know mines not worth much to begin with.

Friday yippee Friday woohoo Friday awesome Friday fantastic
Friday wicked Friday yeahhh Friday extreme Friday finallyyy
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Hey Ya'll....


Did you know it was Friday??? THANK GOD I enver thought I would make it through the week. No major plans for the weekend yet but I don't even care.

Hmmm I wonder if VB is going out tonight...and If I can come too????

How does one stop being a jealous person? I am not jealous in the way that if I have a S/O I am a jealous freak. I mean I am always wanting what others have.
I do realize its a part of life and according to Maslow's therory once one need is met there has to be another need that has to be filled.
Last week it was a cousin the same age is getting married. Today a friend became pregnant. While I am happy for the two of them and wish them a life time of happiness, I wonder when is it going to be my turn.
Now I am not sitting here having a pity party for myself. I am not saying I am worthless or that its "poor, poor me." Maybe I am just impatient. All my life I never wanted anything but to belong in a family.
Hmm maybe thats bugging me too...seeing my friends Mom and her boyfriend so happy. My mom is basically no existant in my life and I do know I envy close mother/daughter relationships.
I won't sell myself short. Yes I could go out and find a one night stand and get pregnant. Or I could start a relationship with someone I don't love...but those things are not for me. Some where someone out there is my match (poor guy lol) I just hope I find him before my definition of family is my 10 cats,my old age nurse and my collection of Elvis dolls

LOL PS..I dont collect Elvis dolls or cats. Now...or ever lol

Well there goes another Sunday. I got up at noon (then got a headache for sleeping in)watched a weeks worth of my favorite soap *DAYS* (thank goodness for fast forward), started to clean (and got my hallway done *rolls eyes*), had a bath, talk to a very good friend on the phone then made supper.

Hmm guess I did more than I thought. Oh well we all need these days. Lately I am working 6 -10hr days a week. I guess my body had enough.

Hope everyone has a great week
mwahhhhhhhhh
beachy

Today is Saturday - and so far it's been the most boring day ever. I went into work this morning for overtime. Basically my schedule now means I work 6 straight days a week. Thankfully I had put in some OT through the week so I only worked until noon.
Then I came home and of course headed straight to the PC, lol. Its so sad. I can even tell you the same thing I do each time...open two browsers -one for NN, and one for email. Then log into MSN.
After I did my daily check of forum, pics, blogs...etc and checked hotmail I surfed a few other sites. Then I cleaned the living room...as much fun as that was *rolling eyes* it was necessary as that is where my computer is and lets just say the room was well lived in.
Now what to do? None of my friends seem to be around (local friends) or on msn/yahoo. I wouldn't mind going out tonight but my town isn't big enough for a girl to go out alone and not feel akward.

/me sitting by the phone hoping for plans

CHILDREN KNOW ALL ABOUT THE SEA


Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs (Millie age 6)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.
Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shinytails. How do mermaids get pregnant?(Helen age 6)

I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to say. (Amy age 6)

Some fish are dangerous!. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

My Mom has fishnets, but doesn't catch any fish
(Laura age 5)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

WAHHHHHH

I rushed home tonight so I could take my pics for TAG and I can't upload pics =0(
LOL I was only doing laundry and grocery shopping but still...

Well...just so you know..I did take the pic...and I will post as soon as I can.

Mwahhhhh

OK..yesterday I said I recieved the most wonderful gift ever...I LIED. I recieved part two today...

While the VS stuff touched my heart and made me smile, todays gift touched my soul and made me cry.

Never, EVER doubt the power,in any form, of words.