A friend recently picked a new primary care doctor. After exhaustive Lab tests, he said she was doing 'fairly well' for her age (52).
A little concerned about that comment, she asks him, “Do you think I'll live to be 80?”
He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?” “Oh no,” she replied. “Nothing like that!!”
Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks or barbecued Ribs?” She said, “Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!”
”Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like motorcycling, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?” She said “no.”
He asked, “Do you party, gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of crazy sex?” “No” she said...
He looked at her quizzically and asked, “Then, why do you even give a shit?” |