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hd85

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clown,,flirt,,,chasing slow women,,they are easier to catch

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Tuesday, July 2, 2013, 6:28:41 PM-

I was walking down to the lake
Carrying my fishing pole n bait box
When someone came up n asked you going fishing
Told them no was just taking my worms for a wailk

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"haha the art of starting a connversation lol"- Whispermyname

Monday, July 1, 2013, 8:02:14 PM-

There is nothing like
Sitting naked in a beanbag chair Eating Cheetos

I was told to never set foot in Wal-Mart again

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"hehehehehe when I get to America the first place I'm heading is Walmart. I gotta see all this for myself"- Whispermyname

Thursday, June 27, 2013, 5:07:22 PM-

I NEED HELP FRIENDS!! I have a stalker named Bill! You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house, despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! When I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me! He comes in many forms ...Telephone Bill, Electric Bill, Water Bill, Gas Bill, and so on... If u drive by my house and see him, feel free to shoot him on site!

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"Yep I know his Aussie cousin!"- Whispermyname

Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 7:39:47 PM-

One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

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"works for me :D"- Safire13

Friday, June 21, 2013, 6:12:13 PM-

I wished I could sleep,but my
A.D.D kicks in and well basically
One sheep,two sheep,cow,turtle,duck
Ol McDonald had a farm eww I Oh

Thursday, June 20, 2013, 1:48:52 PM-

So im sitting here watching an old WWll movie
When suddenly I was overcome by curiosity
Can someone please explain why kamikaze pilots
Wore helmets what am I missing here

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"Hey they don't want to get hurt"- gpflem

Tuesday, June 18, 2013, 4:54:56 PM-

A Wino was telling his friends

He was walking down the railroad track
When he came up on a woman tied to them
He untied her and took her home
They had sex on the kitchen counter
The table,couch,floor,
One of his friends finally asked
What she looked like if she was pretty or not

He said he didnt know,,he never found her Head

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"She must have been short"- gpflem

Sunday, June 16, 2013, 2:12:16 AM-

What do you call a woman with no Asshole

Divorced

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"Maybe full of shit?!"- chargingram

Thursday, June 13, 2013, 10:11:39 AM-

BOOBS are like the sun you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds
But if you put on sunglasses you can stare at them as long as you want

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Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 7:56:26 PM-

I hate when someone tailgates me when im in the slow lane
Especially when im going 35 miles over the speed limt
By the way,so you know those flashing lights on your car look ridiculous

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