A seamstress I am not. I've never used a sewing pattern before. I just kinda wing it. I also don't sew clothing, so it's not big loss.
So .... I'm making some shorts, and I have the two front pieces of fabric and the two back pieces of fabric and I read the instructions about a zillion times, and carefully start to pin the fabric and run the stitching.... hey, this is going pretty fast! pin/sew/pin/sew/pin/sew TA-DAH! Done!
Hold em up... uh.... well these ain't right. These ain't right at all! Now if I were seriously bowlegged, they might fit fine... but what about all these bunchy areas by the crotch? WTF?!?!?
Poohbare and I are talking and I'm trying to figure out what I did wrong when suddenly it hits me. I forgot to pair the front and back pieces of fabric, so one leg is made of the two front pieces and one leg is made of the two back pieces. oh ffs!
These things are so Gawdawful I can't stop laughing. Might even keep 'em.