jizzforfuncouple
Gift PremiumHorny & hedonistic, thats us! Every available opportunity we have great sex and like to post pics here on NN. We love your comments, votes & PM's and enjoy looking at your pics and voting on them too. Please look a our blog and make suggestions. Haven't missed a Show Your Tits Friday in years :) We also like to play "this and that" in the forum.
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Thursday, November 24, 2011, 8:30:33 PM- 250 K | ||||||
We joined NN on the 16-Nov-08. Since then we have fucked many many times in many many ways and have loved every minute together. Three years on, we are nearing a quarter of a million views. That is amazing. Thank you for your support and we promise to keep on fucking and showing all. Our live cam shows have been a bit of a failure due to poor internet connections and the fact that we get carried away in the moment. But will persist and get it right… so look forward to those. Ask if you want our yahoo cam show address. Love y’all MJ & JM | ||||||
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Saturday, August 6, 2011, 3:20:46 PM- Intimate Strangers - By Cara | ||||||
Whirling through endless electronic realms You launched your lust upon electric currents Of cresting cybercircuits, wanting a fantasy, A lover who would create a magic moment, A mystery-space in time, oblivious as to why, Escape into a virtual world of intimacy. You sat behind a computer, obscured, An anonymous stranger seeking bliss In a virtual kiss, cock-throbbing caresses For the strong, hard thrusts into an imaginary Woman writing as wildly as the fire Engulfing you in the flames of desire, Searing the screen where you stared At passionate words racing hotly through An artificial tunnel where distance disappears, And there's only you and her, man and woman, Locked in a primal dance of deathless energy. Later, drained and dazed, you tell her (Though you too suspect it's not true) That virtual intimacy is quite normal, And it's safe for total strangers To share a dream of sexual thirst Which spans the continents onscreen. Somehow discomfort sets in, she seems To bridge the cold void of emotionless Oceans, the many wires and phone lines Separating you both, asking questions You'd rather not answer, nor ask Of her either. Yet she persists & requests You reveal more than you meant to -- It's like waking the next bleak morning When a one-night stand stays too long. Disentangling yourself from the intimate Strangeness, which you could have prevented, You exit, flushed and slightly ashamed: It was only a brief, mindless event, You and yourself, touching and stroking; She was a bright screen lit by lust And you were as needy as she was... You tell yourself it was not real, Only a blind jerkoff in a virtual world, A fragmentary collision of intimate strangers. | ||||||
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Sunday, March 6, 2011, 10:40:42 AM- What will you have? | ||||||
Sex like the sizzle of popcorn with hot dripping butter Sex like the ooze of mint from within the chocolate Sex like a rough rump roast supple yet tough Sex like a smooth hollandaise ready to obey Sex like Salty caviar pearls bursting between your teeth Sex like a fine cru de te able to be nibbled on all day Sex like to warm wrapping of caramel around the crisp swollen apple Sex like the finest meal you’d ever want but never enough to be ample! Sandra Dodd | ||||||
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Saturday, February 12, 2011, 9:58:15 PM- 7403 clit of nipple piercing | ||||||
pondering whether to get nipple or clit pierced. Dont mind a little pain, in fact that is part of the kink... but worried especially the clit one might desensitise it if they hit a nerve. What is anal jewellery? comments and thoughts please | ||||||
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Friday, February 11, 2011, 11:05:53 PM- 7377 table settings | ||||||
had a video of pussy under table, ending in tit shots... seems very popular... want to be eaten next | ||||||
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Saturday, February 5, 2011, 10:14:33 PM- 7313 pissing and hairy | ||||||
hey do you guys enjoy videos of peeing? Nice and hairy too. Love it | ||||||
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Saturday, January 29, 2011, 2:44:30 AM- 7235 Lipstick | ||||||
Bought some bright red lipstick and had a wonderful session... sucking dick with red lips and lipsticking rim and licking lipstick off ... lots of anal licking and sucking | ||||||
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Friday, January 7, 2011, 12:21:58 PM- 7075 Permagrin | ||||||
A long lasting smile usually caused by the frivolous feel after a great session of sex. A great partner is required to achieve this higher plane of sexual satisfaction. Accompanies lightheadedness, temporary speech impendiment, being off balance, carelessness, blurred vision, and general sexual "outbursts" He walked into the room with her, after five hours they both walked out stumbling with empty eyes and permagrins plastered to their faces. | ||||||
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Monday, January 3, 2011, 3:45:01 AM- 7017 Aries man & Pisces woman | ||||||
He loves a woman who takes the lead and then submits. A hint of danger arouses him too. Seduce him in public places. His sexual arousal will be instant if you caress him discretely under a restaurant table. Or get in the lift with him and push your body against his buttocks, or tease his testicles with your fingers when the lift is full of people. Quickies and oral sex outdoors give him a thrill. So does exhibitionism – having sex standing in front of a mirror, at an open window in daylight, in the back seat of a car or under a tree in the park, if you dare. The more public and daring the sex, the lengthier his orgasm will be. Dirty talk and visual stimulation really gets her aroused. Mobile phones were invented for you. Ring him at the office and tell him what you’re doing to yourself for an incredible orgasm. Place a mirror in front of your bed and watch him give you oral sex. Ask him to read erotic literature, or watch an erotic video together while he takes you from behind. | ||||||
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Sunday, January 2, 2011, 9:19:39 PM- You Can Ring My Bell | ||||||
Do you like making spoons in bed? Or do you do it on all fours like beasts Perhaps in the style of the missionaries Or does she straddle you like a monkey on a stick? Is she animated when you’re at it? Thrashing about a lot Or motionless like a resuscitation doll Maybe you have her with trembling knees against a wall? Mounting her roughly from behind What about the wheelbarrow? Have you tried that position? Maybe bondage or spanking is your thing? Do you play two way family favorites? Kissing the inside of her milky white thigh Before drinking from the velvet cup Does she enjoy performing orally? Is her behavior quite low, morally Base and sluttish Or is she prim and proper Prudish about being rude-ish Maybe it’s not what you do but who you do it with Vampish or tarty, dumb or smarty Clear complexioned or spotty Level headed or dotty Intelligently spectacled Scantily clad in edibles What about role playing and dressing up Does she wear uniforms of cotton or serge? And do you dress as a centurion Or a gladiator Do you play doctors and nurses? Or vicars and tarts Master and slave Butler and parlor maid Teacher and pupil Acting out fantasies of filth Do you do it wearing a hat? In German helmet and jack boots Cross dressing perhaps In a pencil skirt or floral dress Leather goods or latex or pace What about toys or sexual aids No let’s not go there What about swinging do you fancy that? Arriving in a Porsche and going home in a Passat Does she need to be of a certain physical type? To be of the right dimensions? Or proportions Tall and pencil thin Or perhaps pear shaped or round An hour glass figure Or a stick thin anorexic A particular color eyes Hair, long, short or none at all Blonde, brunette or red Body piercing? A turn on? Or turn off? Tattoo’s like wise Do you like your beaver wild or tamed? Does a Brazilian look too much like you need a swipe card? And if it looks like Adolph Hitler’s moustache do you care When her breasts are released are they like airbags deploying Or are they small and pert just enough for toying Are you fussy about her appearance? Or is a pulse all she needs Perhaps you’re not even that fussy Is she noisy when you’re on the nest? Perhaps that’s what you like the best Once she’s warmed up do you make her bellow? So you have to turn her over and make her bite the pillow? What about location does it matter where it’s done Do you like it to be a public place? When she’s sitting on your face Do you like it al fresco in the woods or maybe the park Or does a dog sniffing your bum put you off your stroke At someone’s party under a pile of coats At the cinema or theatre Out back in a dark alley way In the car? We’ve all done it there All around the house in the bathroom and on the stair Well you can do it in the hall or on the kitchen table Even on the toilet if she doesn’t care It doesn’t matter what you do to ring each others bell Or where you ring it bloody hell Just as long as all party’s are willing and able That’s the best thing of all and the most important And the most exiting when she tells you yes | ||||||
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