jizzforfuncouple
Gift PremiumHorny & hedonistic, thats us! Every available opportunity we have great sex and like to post pics here on NN. We love your comments, votes & PM's and enjoy looking at your pics and voting on them too. Please look a our blog and make suggestions. Haven't missed a Show Your Tits Friday in years :) We also like to play "this and that" in the forum.
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Monday, October 18, 2010, 10:38:40 AM- To His Mistress Going To Bed | ||||||
by John Donne Come, Madam, come, all rest my powers defy, Until I labour, I in labour lie. The foe oft-times having the foe in sight, Is tir’d with standing though he never fight. Off with that girdle, like heaven’s Zone glistering, But a far fairer world encompassing. Unpin that spangled breastplate which you wear, That th’eyes of busy fools may be stopped there. Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime, Tells me from you, that now it is bed time. Off with that happy busk, which I envy, That still can be, and still can stand so nigh. Your gown going off, such beauteous state reveals, As when from flowery meads th’hill’s shadow steals. Off with that wiry Coronet and shew The hairy Diadem which on you doth grow: Now off with those shoes, and then safely tread In this love’s hallow’d temple, this soft bed. In such white robes, heaven’s Angels used to be Received by men; Thou Angel bringst with thee A heaven like Mahomet’s Paradise; and though Ill spirits walk in white, we easily know, By this these Angels from an evil sprite, Those set our hairs, but these our flesh upright. Licence my roving hands, and let them go, Before, behind, between, above, below. O my America! my new-found-land, My kingdom, safeliest when with one man mann’d, My Mine of precious stones, My Empirie, How blest am I in this discovering thee! To enter in these bonds, is to be free; Then where my hand is set, my seal shall be. Full nakedness! All joys are due to thee, As souls unbodied, bodies uncloth’d must be, To taste whole joys. Gems which you women use Are like Atlanta’s balls, cast in men’s views, That when a fool’s eye lighteth on a Gem, His earthly soul may covet theirs, not them. Like pictures, or like books’ gay coverings made For lay-men, are all women thus array’d; Themselves are mystic books, which only we (Whom their imputed grace will dignify) Must see reveal’d. Then since that I may know; As liberally, as to a Midwife, shew Thy self: cast all, yea, this white linen hence, There is no penance due to innocence. To teach thee, I am naked first; why then What needst thou have more covering than a man. | ||||||
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Saturday, October 16, 2010, 6:43:19 AM- just being us | ||||||
Jizz M: good morning my darling ... sleep ok? Ms Jizz: slept wonderful, very needed after our big night in bed Jizz M: you were very busy uploading pics and vidoes last night... lots of people lcommented... Ms Jizz: nice to see, did the full 15 we can do per day Jizz M: fucking fucking fucking .... so nice....I love eating your clit and pussy and ass Jizz M: are you adding another 15 today? Jizz M: any comments on shoes and knicker one? Ms Jizz: frantic fucking...yes adding more today lots and lots of pics you took Jizz M: how many did we take all together? Ms Jizz: one man wants my knickers Ms Jizz: 97 Jizz M: well send them to him... where is he? Ms Jizz: you were snap snap snapping Jizz M: and fucking Ms Jizz: don't know where he is Jizz M: let me take a look Ms Jizz: ok Jizz M: some guy called Mailscum ... from the UK... Ms Jizz: does he mail cum? Ms Jizz: customs and sniffer dogs beware Jizz M: he has lots of knickers Jizz M: oh ... you are so hairy they might think they have found a squirrel Ms Jizz: looking for nuts Jizz M: a furry animal which hides nuts Jizz M: snap Ms Jizz: yes xxx Jizz M: any other nice comments Ms Jizz: slept so well with you, when we did sleep Jizz M: mmmm Ms Jizz: between fucks anyway Jizz M: me too Jizz M: except when we fucked Jizz M: or sucked Ms Jizz: mmmmmm recovering here Jizz M: I liked our first cunnilingue of the night... you were sweaty and delightfully flavoured Ms Jizz: shagged out in the nicest way Jizz M: and last one... when you were dressed and ready to go... so nice to make you cum one last time.. tasted nice and fresh as a daisy Ms Jizz: I liked how you were asleep when I opened the door and I startled you and then we just got to it, then I asked if I had the right room Jizz M: mmmmm Jizz M: very wide awake very fast Ms Jizz: ALL of you Jizz M: lovely way to wake up with my lover Ms Jizz: anytime Jizz M: and I was eating you within 1 minute Jizz M: mmmmmmmm Jizz M: so... lots more pics and need another session Jizz M: I wonder if we should shave you in public.... Ms Jizz: so nice that 2 years down the track we are just as horny with each other as ever Jizz M: and let them grow again Jizz M: hornier Ms Jizz: public? cam for NN but not public might get arrested Jizz M: have you ever been totally shaved? Ms Jizz: no Ms Jizz: another first? Jizz M: cam I meant... unless some NNers want to sit in the public gallery in a squash court Jizz M: never been totally shaved? Ms Jizz: no Jizz M: ok... well then we will have to do that. Ms Jizz: but you like me hairy Jizz M: yes ... very much... but would be fun to let them all grow again Ms Jizz: and grow back hairier Jizz M: mmmmm.... nice.... so must I shave you by myself or will you invite some NN friends to help? Ms Jizz: how many people does it take to shave me? Jizz M: I would prefer to do it alone... glad wrap you and cut a hole and shave you through it. Jizz M: oh... how many ... dont know Jizz M: see if there are any volunteers. Ms Jizz: I'm sure there are lots …. Must dash Jizz M: … me too … phone when you can Ms Jizz: ok xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Jizz M: xxxxxxxxxxx | ||||||
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010, 12:10:48 PM- Time flies | ||||||
All men eat, but Fu Manchu. America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard. Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!! Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent. Boy who fool around with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. Boy who play with himself pulls boner. Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders. Elevator smell different to midget. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. He who masturbates in front of cash register come into money. He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet! He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind. He who refuses to listen is lying. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. He who sleep with itchy bum, he will wake with smelly thumb. He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts. He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot; and he who sniffs Coke, drowns. It take square ass to shit a brick. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement! Man piss in wind, wind piss back. Man should learn to masturbate ... come in handy! Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time. Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father. Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Man who fly plane upside down have crackup. Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts. Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself. Man who lay girl on hill not on level. Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth. Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down. Man who polish knob play pocket pool. Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner. Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker. Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache Man who put rooster in freezer over night have frozen cock. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink. Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet. Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands. Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. Man who who put cock on stove have hot rod. Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion. Man with atheletic finger make broad jump. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom. Secretary not permanent fixture till screwed on desk. Soldier who goes to bed horny wakes up with discharge in hand. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have! The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door. Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. Woman who eat cookies in bed at night will wake up feeling crumby. Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup. Woman who not practise sex before marriage is sentenced to an indeterminate length. Woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy. Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town. Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge. Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine. | ||||||
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Sunday, May 23, 2010, 9:13:43 AM- Sunday | ||
Beautiful Autumn weather today, perfect for a drive, a picnic and of course, car sex. Lots of motorbikes driving past created an element of risk, which always adds to the excitement. There's something magical about throwing caution to the wind and just enjoying the pleasure of each other....feeling the freedom and total abandon is a wonderful escape. Knowing you are looking at our pics will keep a smile on our lips all week. We hope you had an enjoyable Sunday too! | ||
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Friday, May 21, 2010, 10:09:27 PM- The Afterglow | ||
After the glow of the noonday sun, After the day its course has run, After the glare and bustle and heat, There comes a peace that is calm and sweet. The fiery sun sinks low to rest, Mid flaming clouds, far in the west: Then softly, gently, stealing slow, Comes on the golden after glow. The soft and mellow beams of light Stem for awhile the flood of night, And tiny stars, like brilliant gems, Deep-set in golden diadems, In dazzling beauty, twinkle so And blend in the gleam of the afterglow. Farewell to tiresome toil and care. All nature kneels in silent prayer, While the soft rays dimmer, dimmer grow In the mellow, roseate, afterglow. As I idly sit in the waning light And watch the silent, star-lit night, As she trails her sparkling, sable shroud O,er the edge of the rosy, tinted cloud, It seems from my heart the burdens roll, And a calm, sweet peace steals o'er my soul. May the passions of men like the heat of the sun Be cooled and calmed e'er their course is run. As they sink to rest and fade and go, May they leave a peaceful afterglow. Like the light in the west when the sun has set, Sweet memories linger and cheer us yet. No fiery passion the heart then feels, But roseate joy thru our being steals, And a deeper holier, joy we know As we feel in our souls the afterglow. The strongest emotion of pleasure will bring Some feeling of pain, some grief, some sting. Mourn not past joys as we see them go, For there yet remains the afterglow. Gertrude Crumb Harman | ||
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Monday, April 19, 2010, 6:57:56 PM- 5698: 75082 views | ||||||
Good grief... more than 75 000 people have viewed us. That is larger than the population of Iceland before Eyjafjallajokull erupted ... well not quite but it is more than the population of the eight smallest nations. Thank you for your support and especially love getting comments. Keep them cuming! | ||||||
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Friday, March 12, 2010, 6:52:05 PM- morning chat | ||||||
Jizz M: hello my darling ..... how are you this morning? Ms Jizz: good morning my lover......very horny this morning how are you? Jizz M: mmmm... horny for you.... Ms Jizz: cum to bed then Jizz M: I am looking at NN... getting close to 1000 people seeing you pee.... and more than 1000 looked at your cute bottom and emerging from the surf and me touching you in the car Ms Jizz: tingling remembering those times Jizz M: my darling ... I want to be in bed with you... more than you can imagine Jizz M: I dreamt of you last night, that i had crept into bed with you, without you knowing I was going to Ms Jizz: in the mood for a rough fuck Ms Jizz: would be a wonderful surprise to find you in my bed Jizz M: and you rolled onto your back and i sucked your clitoris for a long while before you surfaced, very very wet... I love your taste Ms Jizz: nice dream.....would love that to happen Jizz M: you get so beautifully wet... and the juice flowed down onto your rim and I licked it alll off... well not all... it kept flowing and i couldnt get it all off, but I tried Jizz M: my tongue going round and round your rim and then into your anus a little and round and round your rim some more Ms Jizz: teasing me more and more......until you finally fucked me Ms Jizz: so good to feel you inside me Jizz M: my fingers deep in your vagina, running along your RZ ... softly at first but I got quite rough and forceful as you lubed up Ms Jizz: yes I enjoy the roughness sometimes Jizz M: then lapped your juice up with my tongue and sucked your labs Jizz M: and nibbled your clit Jizz M: my fingers went into your arse Ms Jizz: I would have had a couple of intense orgasms by then and would be wanting your penis Jizz M: one finger... lots of juice.... lots and lots of juice... then two fingers Ms Jizz: I would have proceeded to suck you mmmmmmmmmmmm Jizz M: penis nice and hard... wanting you Ms Jizz: sucking you is suck a pleasure....makes me orgasm Jizz M: mmmm, it loves being sucked but not as much as it loves being deep inside you Jizz M: mmmm... well I dont want to deny you suck a pleasure... but even so I love fucking you, just straight missionary sometimes is so very very nice Jizz M: although to be honest fucking you in any position is wonderful Ms Jizz: yes just the feeling of you inside me getting harder and faster Jizz M: and then pulling out just before I can cum Jizz M: and fingering you Jizz M: and then fucking you again Ms Jizz: to lose myself in the pleasure Jizz M: you know last time we fucked for 90 minutes... didn’t seem like it Ms Jizz: you can be quite a tease that way Jizz M: is it okay? do you mind? Ms Jizz: increasing my pleasure until I am about to explode with such an intense orgasm Jizz M: watching video of your bottom..... the surf one is nice also, also the finger fun in the cat... awww... shit they are all so nice, wonderful memories Ms Jizz: I don't mind it makes it all the better when you do finally enter me for that good long hard fuck before we both cum together Jizz M: finger fun in car... not the cat... poor thing... didn’t mean it any harm... typo Jizz M: cuming together is so nice Ms Jizz: meow Ms Jizz: purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jizz M: pussy... Jizz M: my pussy Jizz M: your pussy is so beautiful Ms Jizz: our pussy Ms Jizz: yours to have and to hold Ms Jizz: until the ages of ages Jizz M: I watched that old video of us fucking ... Rough riding....having a devil of a time... have you watched it again? it is very popular... but I love your pussy squirming waiting for me to fuck it Jizz M: mmmm... have and to hold... Jizz M: nice thought Jizz M: wonderful image Ms Jizz: yes you get me that way......there are times I just want you to enter me and rough fuck me with a vengeance Jizz M: looking at devil video now Jizz M: jeepers... very active Ms Jizz: there is more to that one, I need to edit it Jizz M: no vengeance.... just pleasure Jizz M: more not posted? Ms Jizz: I am so in the moment with you I forget about the camera Jizz M: mmmm Jizz M: one of our longer ones Ms Jizz: yes more that has not been posted. Remember the end of that vid? Jizz M: no... what happened? Ms Jizz: I had no idea you were filming my bottom on the beach Ms Jizz: when you emptied the condom on me Jizz M: lots of squish noises Jizz M: oh.... Ms Jizz: the heat of the moment mmmmmmmmmmm Ms Jizz: your hot cum mmmmmmmmm Jizz M: and what happened when I emptied it? Ms Jizz: delicious! Jizz M: was it? just got there now Jizz M: oh... ends abruptly Ms Jizz: yes that’s the bit I had to cut to re-edit Jizz M: mmm Jizz M: what did it have? Ms Jizz: you feeding me the contents of the condom Jizz M: mmmm Jizz M: so why did you have to cut it Ms Jizz: faces too obvious Ms Jizz: yours Jizz M: oh... darn.... can you obscure it? Ms Jizz: mine had a mask Jizz M: how obvious? Jizz M: shit I have a hairy back Ms Jizz: just need to cut out a bit Jizz M: mmmmm Jizz M: is it that obvious? Ms Jizz: so I remember you telling me that was one of your fantasies and we acted it out Jizz M: mmmm Ms Jizz: next fantasy? Jizz M: and want to do it again... did you enjoy it? Ms Jizz: I enjoyed it Ms Jizz: but we will move onto something new Jizz M: raw cum? not a problem eating it? Ms Jizz: prefer your cum straight from the source Jizz M: mmmmm... inside your pussy Ms Jizz: when I cuck you and you cum in my mouth Ms Jizz: suck Jizz M: cucking me is sooooooo nice Ms Jizz: sucking fucking Jizz M: mmmm... so another fantasy Ms Jizz: feeling you get harder as I suck you mmmmmm Jizz M: gosh what have we not done Jizz M: would like to explore people watching us more Jizz M: our cam shows have been hit and miss Ms Jizz: we are usually so horny by the time we see each other we just fuck like rabbits without opening our shag bag Ms Jizz: same room sex? Jizz M: mmm... same room sex would be nice if we could find a couple we trust Jizz M: trust Ms Jizz: still haven't had you restrain me, tie me to the bed and rough fuck me Jizz M: true Jizz M: could do that and same room sex Ms Jizz: yes Ms Jizz: mmmmmmmmm how I would love to sit on your lap right now Jizz M: look what you are doing to me Ms Jizz: yes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ms Jizz: I need you Jizz M: I need you too Ms Jizz: I want you Jizz M: mmmmm Ms Jizz: soon Jizz M: same here Jizz M: soon Ms Jizz: so nice we are on the same wavelength Jizz M: I want to slip inside you Jizz M: mmmm Ms Jizz: slip is certainly the word right now Ms Jizz: slip and slide Jizz M: so.. same room sex... back to that idea.... have you any couples in mind from Brisbane or GC? Jizz M: or from Aratula? Ms Jizz: Boonah Jizz M: mmmm Boonah... the sex centre of Qld Ms Jizz: Atrhur and Phyllis are a bit old Arthur may have a coronary if he gets too excited Ms Jizz: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Jizz M: who are they? Jizz M: same room resuscitation is not great Ms Jizz: the lady on the hill with the dead birds and the bloke she picked up from the club Jizz M: oh... yes ok, them.... Ms Jizz: same room sex, us and a mirror has been done Jizz M: I suppose another would be Olivine... younger woman ... she and I would tie you up and blind fold you and do things to you so you weren’t sure who was doing it Ms Jizz: KI was thinking more that we would do that to you Ms Jizz: tie you on the bed and have two women enjoy you Jizz M: oh... well... hmmmm... so I would not be in charge? Ms Jizz: no you would absolutely NOT be in charge Jizz M: well.. I may cum too soon then Ms Jizz: no we would tease you and then let you wait, then tease you again Jizz M: doing a search on NN... Ms Jizz: building it up and building it up Ms Jizz: I enjoy the group sex vids on NN Jizz M: mmmmmmmmmm... gosh...well.. if you do that then you must organise it all so you are in charge Ms Jizz: hands, lips and pussies all over you Ms Jizz: mmmmmmmmmmmmm Jizz M: look at "Juicy 4 you" Jizz M: mmmm... would love that... Jizz M: right now i want you... just straight vanilla sex.. Ms Jizz: looking at Juicy 4 you now Jizz M: mmmm Jizz M: not sure what she wants Jizz M: what age group do you want? Ms Jizz: going by her profile she wants it all Ms Jizz: around my age Jizz M: mmmm... maybe... Jizz M: as young as that huh? Ms Jizz: something happens when a woman turns 40 well it did to me anyway Ms Jizz: when women have birthdays that end in 5 or 0 Ms Jizz: it's a proven fact Jizz M: mmmm... what happened? Jizz M: proven fucked Ms Jizz: that when I made up my mind I needed sexual satisfaction and planned to have an affair Ms Jizz: about to turn 45 now hmm watch out! Ms Jizz: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Jizz M: mmmm... so glad you did, imagine all those women who dont, who live frustrating lives, immerse themselves in children .. and find out their husbands have been hanging their penis out of the marital nest for years Jizz M: 45... well I have your birthday card already Jizz M: all ready Ms Jizz: and become cranky crotchety old women Ms Jizz: I can name a few Jizz M: well rather than name then invite them over Ms Jizz: I want you for my birthday Jizz M: look at tajatani Jizz M: mmmm.. that is an idea Ms Jizz: a birthday fuck Jizz M: mmm... okay Jizz M: what day of the week is it? Jizz M: Thursday? Ms Jizz: yes Thursday a week day Jizz M: mmm Jizz M: ok Jizz M: lets do it Jizz M: a night with you Ms Jizz: I start work 10.30 Jizz M: can you get away? Jizz M: on Friday? Jizz M: on the Friday? Ms Jizz: I will see Ms Jizz: Helidon Jizz M: if you like Ms Jizz: haven't been to Helidon for a while Jizz M: but i will be working in Brisbane so maybe somewhere near exit 32 Ms Jizz: haven't missed it either Ms Jizz: ok Jizz M: that place we went to before? Ms Jizz: wherever you are is fine for me Ms Jizz: venue unimportant Jizz M: well... closer is better Ms Jizz: ascloseasthis? Jizz M: between the two of us Jizz M: what the heck is that? Jizz M: yes Ms Jizz: as close as this squashed together Jizz M: dull today Jizz M: yes.. got it... took a few seconds Ms Jizz: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Ms Jizz: love watching your facial reaction...almost as much as your penile reaction Ms Jizz: better get breakfast ready… talk soon | ||||||
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Friday, February 26, 2010, 8:29:47 PM- Skinny Dipping | ||||||
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a big pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old people can still think fast. | ||||||
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Friday, February 26, 2010, 8:25:57 PM- 5287 Cum Saturday | ||||||
well well well... today we have the whole day and some of the night to be together. Lots of fucking. Always very horny because we are married but not to each other and haven't seen each other since the beach last Sunday. Never sure whether we should do a cam show or not. What do y'all think? Have you enjoyed the shows so far? | ||||||
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Monday, February 1, 2010, 1:03:09 PM- 5082 Mary and the lamb | ||||||
Mary had a little lamb. It's fleece was black as charcoal, And every time it wagged its tail, Sparks flew out its | ||||||
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