Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck,
she took it round the corner to teach it how to
fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea
the more you eat, the more you drink the more you want to
Peter had a boat the boat began to rock
up jumped some jaws and bit off his
cocktails, ginger ales, forty cents a glass
if you don't like it shove it up your
ask no questions tell no lies
I saw a police man doing up his
flies are bad mosquitoes are worse
and this is the end of my silly little verse!

Ms Jizz: hello
Jizz M: hello my darling ... horny as always.... looking forward to Sunday... an afternoon and night together.. that’s special
Jizz M: so... what shall we do... shall we do a live cam?
Ms Jizz: always horny for you but especially so
Ms Jizz: yes would love to do another live cam
Jizz M: me too.. have we fucked this year yet?
Ms Jizz: goodness now you mention it ... NO!
Ms Jizz: we have some time to make up for
Jizz M: so... what theme for the cam... dress up in frock and cut it off...
Ms Jizz: always a favourite, unless you want to wear the dress this time
Jizz M: mm.. we do.. or school girl and give you the cane? very light cane.... and fingers deep in pussy and arse to make sure all is okay afterwards
Ms Jizz: riding crop
Jizz M: last time I wore the frock got my penis caught in the zipper
Ms Jizz: we can't have that, need penis in working condition
Jizz M: nah... I lie... never worn one
Ms Jizz: even to a fancy dress party?
Jizz M: so riding crop on your bare bottom.... and finger you afterwards
Ms Jizz: excited at the thought
Jizz M: fancy dress party? I always went as a Roman in an old jizz stained sheet
Ms Jizz: toga
Jizz M: so ... on the menu... lots of cunnilingus
Ms Jizz: and fellatio
Jizz M: a hiding on your bare bottom
Ms Jizz: I need a good long hard fuck
Jizz M: Fellatio? is he a Roman
Ms Jizz: BJ
Jizz M: yes... well I am ready to give you a long hard fuck
Ms Jizz: you know how much I enjoy giving you BJ's .. makes me cum
Jizz M: I know it does... and i love them a lot... blow jobs that is ... not togas
Jizz M: did you find a woman to join us? What happened to Olivine?
Ms Jizz: all god tings cum to those who wait I am told
Jizz M: god tings? ahh dats god
Ms Jizz: obviously not concentrating on typing one handed
Jizz M: where is your other hand?
Ms Jizz: clit
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizz: you do excite me you know and the anticipation is driving me crazy
Jizz M: where my tongue will be soon... so ... cam show ... punters?
Ms Jizz: I better go do some things to free up tomorrow
Jizz M: okay my darling …free up your knickers and your brassier and your knees
Ms Jizz: free and easy
Ms Jizz: yes cam show.....if anyone is interested to watch us
Jizz M: well .. there are a few, mostly from the UK... would be lovely if Foxy could ... love her to pieces…
Ms Jizz: mmm me too...well my lover I must go
Jizz M: pity she so far away... not for clitnibbla I suppose!
Jizz M: okay darling
Ms Jizz: can I leave you to organize it...I'm definitely in
Ms Jizz: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ms Jizz: ok
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: bye
Jizz M: xxxxxxxxxxx … my tongue goes down your spine, over your sacrum and rims your arse … tomorrow … will do!!!
Ms Jizz: mmmmmmmmmmmm

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of the females thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and enquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry" replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

The man, who is getting really interested, enquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, the man replies, "F*** me! Can it whistle as well?"

2010 ... shall we explore new boundaries in 2010? we have some ideas but would love to hear what all you guys think we should try...

Jizz M: good morning my darling
Ms Jizzy: good morning my lover
Jizz M: did your fingers do any walking last night?
Ms Jizzy: they certaily did
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy: while thinking about our little rendezvous in the car the other morning
Jizz M: our rendevous shocking that lady and the bloke walking the dog?
Ms Jizzy: on top of the hill with me accidentally leaving the headlights on, no wonder we attracted lots of attention
Jizz M: sorry my fault ... but was going down on you so distracted and head down
Jizz M: gosh... I dreamed of that last night, with lots more people
Ms Jizzy: the element of risk does make it more exciting
Jizz M: a whole host surrounding the car.. standing looking at us, mournfully... wondering why they couldn't stay home and exercise by fucking rather than walking
Ms Jizzy: yes fuckerobics
Jizz M: I bet that woman went home and masturbated, cursed herself for not getting new batteries
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy: while I was on your lap and you were fucking me I was looking at the lady watching us
Jizz M: mmm
Ms Jizzy: made me cum even harder
Jizz M: what was her facial expression? did she touch herself
Ms Jizzy: fshe was fascinated I think
Jizz M: mmmm ... and did her hand wander
Ms Jizzy: she was standing behind a bush peeping, we livened up that town and it wan't even 6am
Jizz M: how old was she?
Ms Jizzy: she was in her 50's I'd say
Jizz M: I beleive that walking route is very popular now so will have to find another place to dog
Ms Jizzy: should have been at home in bed with hubby
Jizz M: dog eats dog
Jizz M: not you ... her?
Ms Jizzy: and then as if we weren't attracting enough attention you put the music in the car up loud
Ms Jizzy: well yes that too
Jizz M: ahhh... what was the music? Sheryl Crow... my something mistaaaaaaAAAke
Jizz M: favourite
Ms Jizzy: my favourite mistake
Ms Jizzy: and while I was on your lap cumming hard it was Sweet Child Of Mine
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: I wasn't listening
Ms Jizzy: we do have a lot of fun
Ms Jizzy: I was moaning along
Jizz M: thank god we have both been to the vet
Jizz M: do women your age get pregnant?
Ms Jizzy: we are doubly protected
Ms Jizzy: yes change of life babies
Jizz M: gosh look at pics posted today
Jizz M: one from Chris0555
Jizz M: looks like Aunty Flo is with her
Ms Jizzy: let me look
Ms Jizzy: we'll see how long that lasts on here
Jizz M: damn ... its a male
Ms Jizzy: it can't be
Ms Jizzy: the subject certainly isn't
Jizz M: no, I see that
Ms Jizzy: but you do like the hairiness
Jizz M: sheepish4u sent us a nice message
Jizz M: out door type from England... must be a tough fellow to be an outdoor type from England
Jizz M: hairiness is very nice... but you can Brazillian your pussy if youw want to... not Brazillian...
Ms Jizzy: you know I like masculine rough men...you certainly fit the bill
Jizz M: you know men have haircuts? # 1 very short # 3 what I get etc?
Ms Jizzy: the agreement was when I trim you will be the one doing it
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: so if a Brazillian is #1 I wil do you as a #3
Ms Jizzy: there are scissors in our shag bag and also a gastapo knife and a scalpel, choose your weapon
Jizz M: although might get carried away and do you as a number 0
Ms Jizzy: close shave?
Jizz M: mmm... wallace and grommit
Ms Jizzy: phallace & ...............
Jizz M: maybe when we find our thirdsome she and i will shave you
Jizz M: phallus and gropeit
Ms Jizzy: yes looking forward to finding a woman to share you with
Jizz M: mmm... not trying very hard
Ms Jizzy: I knew you would finish that one off
Jizz M: I looked at flingfinder last night
Jizz M: some 24 y/o woman wants to meet us
Jizz M: from the gold coast
Ms Jizzy: we got a flirt from a young lady
Ms Jizzy: maybe we should let her see our NN pics first to see if she gets scared away or not
Jizz M: professional I am guessing
Ms Jizzy: well no strings with professionals
Jizz M: might affect her pricing structure
Jizz M: no professionals
Ms Jizzy: we could request a price list
Ms Jizzy: get 3 quotes
Jizz M: not very interested in a professional
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: poke quotes
Ms Jizzy: there was a lady I found very sexually attractive to the other day
Ms Jizzy: not sure if we have the same taste in women though
Jizz M: oh well
Jizz M: we will find out
Jizz M: what is your taste?
Ms Jizzy: strangely enough younger....I like older men and younger women
Ms Jizzy: crazy isn't it?
Jizz M: oh ... well you are the one deciding so get what you want
Ms Jizzy: was probably mid to late 30's
Jizz M: my taste is obvious
Ms Jizzy: she was similar to me but fitter and more tanned
Jizz M: but you are the one who we will make love to ... so your choice
Jizz M: who is similar to you?
Ms Jizzy: she smiled at me and I blushed, I must have been fantasizing and staring
Ms Jizzy: the woman I saw the other day
Jizz M: who was that?
Ms Jizzy: if I see her again I will talk to her
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: well do that
Ms Jizzy: I was looking at her and she looked back and smiled
Ms Jizzy: brunette, olive skin a bit mediterranean looking in a classic nice way
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: nice
Jizz M: ok
Ms Jizzy: not overly girly
Jizz M: ... so step 2?
Ms Jizzy: well we do have something in common to start a chat abut anyway
Jizz M: whats that?
Jizz M: breasts
Ms Jizzy: might be at the christmas party
Jizz M: pussy
Jizz M: ahh
Jizz M: but you are not going?
Ms Jizzy: we are now
Ms Jizzy: might be too close to home though
Ms Jizzy: just let fate work it out and present an opportunity if it is meant to happen
Jizz M: was she married?
Ms Jizzy: no ring
Jizz M: ahhhhhh

We shared another wonderful night together - with lots of sex of course.
As well as our favourites we tried something new. It involved a condom and it was the first time for me. Yes, the first time I have had sex with a condom - not only that we did something else with it. We will upload the vid of that soon.
The flowers from JM are still blooming and I'm still smiling.
Ms Jizzy
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Jizz M: hello my darling
Ms Jizzy: hello my lover
Ms Jizzy: I am laying on the bed we made love on last weekend
Jizz M: aha... change the sheets yet?
Ms Jizzy: one more day to enjoy your dna near me
Jizz M: mmmmmmmmmmm
Ms Jizzy: still smiling at the surprise
Jizz M: that was very very nice... coming back from Africa, horny as anything .
Ms Jizzy: and when I got out of bed that morning I had no idea I would be back in bed in a couple of hours with you
Jizz M: you were smiling when you picked me up and smiling lots when you set me down
Ms Jizzy: you have that effect
Jizz M: so... do you like your kikoi? a lot of NN friends do also.
Ms Jizzy: Yes I love my kikoi, thank you for the pressies. I was feeling insecure the night before it was a relief when I saw you
Jizz M: when did we meet?
Ms Jizzy: meet in person?
Jizz M: well... first contact?
Ms Jizzy: ahhhhhhh let me get my diary
Ms Jizzy: Bridget Jones has competition
Ms Jizzy: 10th Oct you sent me a wink
Jizz M: ; )
Ms Jizzy: 14th October was the picnic at the gardens
Jizz M: and then... no wait, before you go on ... so how did you record that in your diary?
Ms Jizzy: the tweak
Jizz M: ok... so 10th ... what did you write in your diary
Ms Jizzy: semi colon bracket
Jizz M: ; ) in your diary? thats all?
Jizz M: how big?
Ms Jizzy: 2cm margin
Ms Jizzy: capital semi colon
Jizz M: ok and 14th in the gardens... you wrote what?
Ms Jizzy: \picnic 1y
Jizz M: so now i waited for you.. found a nice place, secluded, didn’t expect school children to come past …
Jizz M: \picnic 1y
Ms Jizzy: if I knew then what I know know mmmmmmmm
Jizz M: well I thought you didn’t like me a huge amount
Jizz M: although I did hold your breast … one breast only and suck your nipple
Ms Jizzy: the right one
Ms Jizzy: it was the getting to know you stage
Ms Jizzy: you spoiled me
Jizz M: and of course you touched my penis in a very obvious .. “obviously not a mistake” way
Ms Jizzy: you still do
Jizz M: spoiled you? in what way?
Ms Jizzy: you always have delicacies for me
Ms Jizzy: and you brought me flowers
Ms Jizzy: well for the record I did like you
Jizz M: so... to re-cap... i had a bunch of roses... and water and coffee (you had to bring cups) dates and camembert, cucumber and cream cheese.... choc biscuits
Ms Jizzy: csabai
Jizz M: oh you did? so why didn’t you just grab my penis and give it a going over?
Ms Jizzy: asparagus
Jizz M: csabai? what’s that?
Ms Jizzy: sausage
Jizz M: oh okay... now you realise it was a csabai that you tweeked and not my penis... my penis is very small as you know
Jizz M: tinsy in fact
Ms Jizzy: I'd take your penis over csabai any day
Jizz M: my underpants smelt like csabai for a while..
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: even though it is tiny?
Ms Jizzy: it is not, it is perfect
Jizz M: perfect? only because your pussy is so cute and tight
Ms Jizzy: just the perfect size, you know you satisfy me
Jizz M: I do? .....
Ms Jizzy: YES you do!

Hey guys, we are thinking of having a second cam show on the 27th Oct. Is there a hand held wireless cam available that is not too expensive? Otherwise will just have a standard one which is a little limited.

nearly a year since we made love for the first time. We want to share the occasion... suggestions please.

While you are here reading our blog we wanted to take this opportunity to thank for your PM's, comments and votes.
We really enjoy the NN and the friends we have made here. It is a great little community.
Like our name suggests we really do have a lot of fun and knowing you are here looking at Jizzforfuncouple sure keeps a smile on our lips.
Enjoy the ride,
MJ & JM