the last i heard from my ex-Mr. was he was leaving florida to move to cali. *sighs and shakes her head* more of the same thing we did when we were together. moving from place to place to place and never really settling in anywhere.

so yesterday i checked facebook. and he's de-friended me. which, really and truly, i could give a shit less. the so called "hacker" hasn't set anything to private, so anyone can see his status updates, photos, etc.

turns out he was in St.L a few days before my birthday. O.O WTF was he doing HERE?!? was he doing some creepy spying thing? stuck at the bus stop? WTF?!? of course, this set dum off, and now he's all grrrr. apparently, he's back in detroit now.

there's an upside. i've been in missouri long enough to be considered a resident. and these hoosiers apparently believe in cheap divorce. i'll be applying for legal aid when i get back from florida.

now if fucknuts would stay in one place long enough to serve him papers... maybe i can get this damn thing done.

(and yes, i know he prolly reads this, and no, i don't give a shit)

driving you as insane as guys have for years...


gahhhhh

So today....


I bought my plane tickets to go to florida!!!! YAYYYYY!!!!!! I get to see ma family!! Haven't seen em in 18 months!

*happy dances happy dance happy dances*

My (sometimes) girlfriend, who also happens to be my supervisor @ work made my birthday cake today.

O.o

She knows me. I mean...she REALLY knows me. LOL. How else would she know having a disemboweled zombie bride drawn on my cake, complete with edible gel "blood" spatters would drive me into a frenzy of swoons?!?

May I present to you the most BADASS cake I've ever seen in my 31 years on this planet!!!!

Last week, M2M was saying how it was almost her aNNiversary. I told her I'd make her a cake for it.

Well, the day came, and I went to the bakery, and started making a dummy cake for her. Airbrushed red, with black trim and black and red silk roses. (the pics didn't come out right, it looks orange) By the time I finished it, everyone was raving about it! Hell, the bosses put it out on the sales floor to display. So I didn't get to write on it.. but here it is...

M2M's NN aNNiversary cake...

Happy Birthday to one of my bestest friends. Without you, I'd have no one to share my snarky comments with. Have a fantasticle day.

yea. they suck. i know you all are now frantically checking the calendar.. and yes, i know it's thursday. but it's my monday. my next day off won't be until wednesday of next week. boo hiss.

Ah well. I'm off on halloween. Have to work on Samhain. =( not that it matters. i've not been able to preform a ritual since i moved up here. it's hard to concentrate with the dogs and dum in the room, there's no other room in the house where the old people won't flip out about their future daughter in law being a witch, and the backyard is open to the street. i can imagine if i tried working a circle out there. pitchforks and angry peasants galore.

*le sigh*

Ya'll know how I do it. Grow my hair out till I can't take it anymore, then chop it all off and donate it to Locks of Love. That's the organization that makes wigs from real hair for cancer kids who lose theirs to chemo.

Well... I decided that if I want long hair for my wedding (and I do) I'll have to cut it now, so I have a year to grow it back. So tomorrow's the big day. Going over to my girl K's house and she's gonna give me the star treatment. Dunno what she's gonna do. I have faith in her to make me look good. Dunno what color it'll be, but she's pretty boring when it comes to coloring hair. =( she wouldn't let me go fire engine red or burgundy last time.

So anyway, everyone say goodbye to my hair.

our female friend J telling a story to us tonight:

"and i said kricket was drunk. my friend asked 'how'd you know kricket was drunk?' so i told her, well, cuz she was rubbing on me like a cat, and that's what kricket does when she's drunk."


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

See? it's not just on NN i'm like that. =D

This vid's just too good not to share.


[url]http://vimeo.com/15550574[/url]


And, in case anyone was wondering what to get me for my birthday or yule... i want one of those t-shirts! lol