Just about to put a face pic up as my avatar. What's that all about then?

If you've read Portnoy's Complaint you'll know what I mean but any guy should be able to tell you the ridiculous lengths a lad will go to for a 'realistic' wank when coming of age (so to speak).

Portnoy tried raw liver. For me it was two soapy balloons pressed together or an inflatable armband wedged between the mattress and bed. I just thank God there was no-one there with a camera to record the absurd sight of the virgin Longlashes fucking a ripe melon while french-kissing an orange.

But what' this?


O dear, I seem to have accidentally photographed myself pumping a pumpkin and then uploaded the veg-abuse to newbie nudes.

I'll never be able to show my face here again. lol

longlashes

I just finished up some work and was relaxing with a strong cigarette at my desk. Before I knew what I was doing my fingers started to move across the keyboard. It reminded me of something. Something from years ago...

...I had this Ouija board session, the usual teenage deal; all candles, incense and trying to spook each other out.

There was me, Maggie, Rich and Alison and then there was a mate of Rich's (although later on Rich said he'd thought the bloke had been my aquaintance). Anyway, it was he who suggested we set up the board in the first-place. He'd done it before, he said and it was a good laugh.

But I digress...

...as I was saying, I'd just had this strong cigarette when my fingers started to roam the keyboard like a glass moving round a Ouija board.

I watched passively as my fingers typed out the letters....N






...E...






...W...







...B...and so on until the word NEWBIENUDES appeared in the address bar and I pressed return.

Well, pretty soon I was surfing photos and profiles and getting more and more turned on by the myriad breasts, bellies, bums, faces, feet, freckles and pussies pink and pouting that I saw. I stripped off excepting a pair of Converse and lay seductively as I can get on my desk, wanking off in front of a camera phone while perving a particularly hot set by Exile Creations.

Anyway, It was spooky. I'm just about to post the results. I call the set Hot Desking. I'd be pleased to know what you think.

Three new pics inspired by all my friends and sex objects on NN. Hope you like. Quality from my phone cam not great but I like to think it adds to their 'realness'.

(I've got a better camera now, just missing the bit to connect it to laptop, soon as I have that the pics will look better.)

Anyways, hope everyone's good. Apologies for not being around more but I'm busy lately. Look forward to spending a bit more qwalitytime with ya anon.

Laters!

...I came over her hand and thigh. I showered, went swimming, drank coffee and then wrote and wrote. I just shaved my cock and balls so they feel good to the touch. I left the fuzz above for contrast.

Today gets any more perfect, I might just explode.

Still, I'll risk it. A downright dirty message in my inbox would be the sweet juicy cherry to top off my day. I'm ready for it.



Too much to hope?

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes o-on, la-la-la-la life goes on.

Been so busy these last few weeks working on a fab project. Missed you all over Christmas and so a belated best wishes and happy new year you sexy, dirty, delightful crew. laters x

1. I've been growing a beard this last few days, perhaps my greatest achievement of the last week.

2. Astonishingly the electronic music on my voicemail was composed in the 1950s by Raymond Scott who also wrote much of the music for bugs bunny and daffy duck. A true pioneer, he built his own music machines.

3. Blown out by a date tonight. Rearranged for tomorrow night instead.

Many have sung this one but none so beautifully as Ms Simone.

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Been a lazy day today with no work on. Just me and a pencil and a guitar and some tunes and some singing and cups of tea and bowls of porridge and text messages and radio and time for bed soon.

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